I own E.T.,with the atari 2600.I'd say thats probably the worst game ever.I mean,come on,the basis of the game is to purposely fall into pits to find a phone or reeces peices,while cops and doctors(who are much faster than you)chase you and take all you're crap.It sucks bad.
Super Mario Baseball. The AI wayyy to cheap. For example: I would run to catch the ball and be right on it. AND MISS. The Ai would be right there where I was and catch every freakin' ball. Too hard to make a hit as well. But of course the AI will slug it. (And I read my insturuction manuals throughly.) The game is just all around cheap AI, hard batting, and just cheap. The minigames are about five times as cheap. Especially the Barell (sp?) blast. The ball has a random chance of going to hit that certain box. And once you get to star diffculty. You might as well give up.
if it was flash, id say moral combat. if it was console. . . . .FF7! JK!. . . i'd say a barbie game or ET code monkeys made a funny parody of why et sucked 2.