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Rayzac33
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Tell me what makes you laugh, cuz I have too much free time.

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Pixie214
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Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect. Nice and basic + very funny

My girlfirend told me to tease her I said "Alright fatty"" Very harsh

Ithink their are more than enough joke threads to be honest.

tennisman24
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yea pixie is right but i think a good one is

why did the chicken cross the street? because he wants to get to the other side lol

brenda_1997
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lol. my favourite joke is :

What letters did you say when you open the fridge?

O I C U R M T ~ Oh i see you are empty.

LufffiStudios
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this isnt my favorite one, but i think it still is pretty good.

Q. When does red mean go and green mean stop?

A. Eating a watermelon! (ba-dum-crash!)

Green12324
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I have a dream that someday chickens can cross the street without their intentions being questioned.

Pazx
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Nice one green~

I don't actually know... Most jokes these days suck... Oh well...

Green12324
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Haha Pazx, you should do what I do. Just type in "funny jokes" into Google and read a whole bunch.

dragonball05
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Yeah I did waht green said and I found a decent one.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

:P

Zega
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Q: Why is lemon juice artificially flavored, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

A: Because I'm batman.

Matty360
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Nice ones Zega and dragonball.

Toooooo many joke threads!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! OMGLOLBBQ LMFAOROFL!!!
Classic?

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