This is a pretty fun game I used to play alot. The rules are simple. 1. someone claims the hill 2. the next person explains how they beat the last person and claims th hill for themselves. 3. If you don't end the reply with the phrase "My hill" It dosn't count.
I'll start. I climb the hill and vuild a wall around it. My hill
my mechanical suit is water proof so it didnt explode but since you wanted something to explode i placed a bomb at you and activate its timer 2 mins til explosion then i kick you 100 miles away
fine. I set up walls near the hill and I hide zombies all over (I'm still a zombie). I also get a bunch of poisonous animals and put them all around(they can't poison me)
Oh, hard thing, hard thing, but I have an idea. I simply get some cannons, and good snipers, and shoot the hill for a month, and kill everyone who moves with the snipers. After a month I go up with an elite squad, and with some heroes.
Not for long! I cluster bomb the hill and then calmly walk there and capture it. Then I restore the hill into it's normal shape and get some Sentinels (Resistance 2 reference) and friendly (to me) Chameleons (big muscular invisible things with huge claws) to guard the perimeter.
I unleash a box of iPhones upon your hill. You and any of your men are too busy playing some already downloaded apps to realise me kicking you guys off the hill.
