Just post any Chuck Norris joke on this thread.Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.Chuck Norris made a rainbow when he uppercutted Richard Simmons.
if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars chuck norris has more money than you.
Kids are afraid of the dark, and the dark is afraid of chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't get a headache, Headache gets chuck norris.
Chuck Norris plays a fair play............hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck norris can swim on land.
The mouse is afraid of cat, the cat is afraid of dog, dog is afraid of human, and human is farid of chuck norris
people have fear but fear has chuck norris
Many people wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
chuck norris loves to attarct ugly chickshahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhhaahahah
Chuck Norris Backwars is sirroN kcuhC. That's just lame.
When God said "Let there Be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please".
Chuck Norris puts the Laughter in Manslaughter
There is no "Theory Of Evolution", just a list of things Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris is so cool, he can grill under WATER.
LOOOOLLL OMG awesome jokes xDD
LOL @ THESE JOKES~! too bad i dont know much of chuck norris... who is he rly..? xP i've hear some of chuck norris jokes though :PHe, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ⦠dies.There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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