ForumsGamesIf real war was like COD would u enlist in the army?

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Molepower5
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Nomad

Think about is u never die and u get to kill ppl without going to jail

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christianboy777
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ya maybe. but it is just that you tend to almost die a lot.

Pixie214
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that is the second most random question ever. eeerrr... no because it would be a pointless futile exercise in disapointment and then some snotty nosed youngster would take the sik out at the end and the world would end.

FireflyIV
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If real war was like COD a standing army would be unnescessary. Just give everyone a knife and a gun and teach them the controls. Simple as.

Crouchbite
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Nomad

No because I would die immediatly.

theone99
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Shepherd

No cuz there is no point to killing people since they just come back to life.

gatekeeper47
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If war was like CoD I would be dead in all of five seconds

Irockths
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Irockths
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look if everytime I died I got 3 more frags and a nade dropped on my body I would GLADLY enlist.

Svizy
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Svizy
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Nomad

That would be like a dream come true (joke), but yeah, would be nice to be in never-ending war.

Flagg
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Flagg
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Killing people is never good, so I wouldn't go.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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If war was like COD, I'd go 1337 on them.
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Back into normal English. I would just glitch or something, so I was unkillable.

Zanto_zsnes
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Killing people is never good, so I wouldn't go.


Dude, i wanna go to heaven.
Oh and if real war was like COD, dude, when u kill someone, that
person comes alive again, to play with u again.

LIKE THE GAME.
ColBY999
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well for a while lol till i got bored

thoadthetoad
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NO, because:
1, there isn't a cross hair conveniently placed so I don't have to hunker down and look through a reticule.

2, Medipacks don't instantly heal your life.

3, there is no easy mode.

4, I'm not sure if I'm gutsy enough to actually kill a man, unless they hurt me REALLY REALLY BAD. Like, raped and set my dog on fire, then killed my mom.

5, There aren't any respawns or re-do's.

6, Explosions will make your limbs fly off in real life, in the game you just get damaged.

7, Cover is not so conveniently placed in real life.

8, I KNOW that I don't wanna go through a stereotypical black sergeant yelling in my face about what a pathetic piece of "scum" I am just to get the ability to pull a trigger and run.

9, Jumping off a 6 foot wall will stun you a bit, you can't just keep on running.

10, There's no bullet time when you're wounded, your vision blurs, but no bullet time.

Oh whoops, you meant if it WAS like COD? Doh.

Yeah, it'd just be fun. Respawns, easy cover, and all the blood n' guts you can stomach. Plus, they'd respawn too.

Flagg
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Killing people is never good, so I wouldn't go.(I wrote this)
Dude, i wanna go to heaven.


You won't go to heaven because you are in a COD war...
Just if COD war is a holy war...
FROST101
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It´ll be kind of cool,

but, i dont wanna die in war.

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