Before we begin, yes I have beaten the game. Twice
Pistol: Basic gun. Can upgrade 3 times in damage and accuracy. Has unlimited Ammo. Semi-auto. Desert Eagle (Deagle): Second gun. Has much better damage than the pistol. Semi-auto. Get when you can. 3 upgrades in damage and accuracy Uzi: Fully automatic with low damage. Skip until later. 2 upgrades in damage and accuracy, plus a dual Uzi upgrade. AK-47: Fully automatic with low damage. A step above the mini-uzi, but save until you have the shotgun. 1 upgrade in damage and accuracy, plus a grenade launcher that fires a grenade around every 5 bullets. Shotgun: Second best gun in the game. This is a semi-auto shotgun that shoots 5 bullets in a spray pattern. Has 2 upgrades in damage and accuracy, and is a beast throughout the game. Especially useful when you get it until the wolves come, and when you have the levels with only the first three enemies, but well over 100 of them. It also upgrades to double barrel. M16: This gun is a fully automatic gun with high damage. Once you get to the wolves this is the best gun to use to the Gatling gun. Has 3 upgrades in damage and accuracy, plus a laser sight upgrade. Rocket Launcher: This is the Worst gun in the game. It fires 20 bullets and isn't good at ALL for the cost. Its only upgrade is to fire a baby penguin instead of a rocket. *spits on rocket launcher* Gatling Gun: Ah, yeah, baby!!! Now we're talking!!! This is a fully automatic gun that can kill almost all enemies in 3 hits when fully upgraded. It upgrades to slug mode and has 3 damage upgrades. Best gun in the game due to its insane power and distance. Chainsaw: Fully automatic melee weapon that deals an s-load of damage in a short amount of time, but takes a lot of ammo and is dangerous to use because of the chance of being damaged. This is my favorite weapon to use on the map where you can go off the side, because you fall off the side and then run back down and saw through them. Has 2 damage upgrades, no special.
Once you get to around level 35 or so, it restarts, and the guns you bought are overkill, so just use the starter pistol and pwn with that.
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