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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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Zega
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Zega: Hi.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: NO YOU SHUT UP
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: NO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*they faint*

Pazx
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And Zega, develop a nice schizophrenia, possibly with hints of split personality disorder, and start writing.


You don't need another personallity, but someone to talk to is necessary...

No matter how full of themselves they are.
phsycomonkey
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Nomad

J: OMG A kitten!!! HERE I'll pull the tree down, oo a penny!
"JEFF!!!!! The kitty went flying like a sling shot go get it!!!"
Al: This is absurd
J: Ahhhhh I'll save you kitty*wooosh*

Zega
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Zega: He finally shut up!
Banana King:No I didn't.
Zega: Crap... Time to take out my orange. GOOO ORANGE! Use hyperbeam!
Orange: IM FIRIN MAH LAZOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!!!
Banana King: Arrrghhh.. You killed me...
Zega: Good!

Cenere
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Cenere
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You don't need another personallity, but someone to talk to is necessary...

MWAHAHAHAAAAA!
Darn I need a haircut!

Why does haircuts need to be so expensive...
phsycomonkey
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PM:JEFF!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! You get super powers from nuclear radiation, and what is the first thingy you do!!! You kill a kitty in a tree!
J:It didn't die, it just broke every bone in it's body
Al:-_-'
"OMG!"
Al: Guys
J&PM:WHAT!
Al: I've been lying to you
PM:About what
Al: I'm not really quite
J:your not
Al: No, when that mad scientist made me, he made me the splitting image of...
PM:WHO WHOOO!!!
Al: JEFF!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Now I have to deal with both of you, do you have powers?
Al: No, the radiation only hit the one part of the brain where Jeff is
J: YEAH AL!!!! GIMME SOME FIVE!!!!!! *clap*
PM: OH Brother!!! -_-'

Zega
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Zega
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Zega: Hi Cenere.
Banana King: Shut up, talk only to me.
Zega: No! I want to talk to him on MSN.
Banana King: Why?
Zega: Because ya mum's gay!

phsycomonkey
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Nomad

PM: My alternate egoS stink
J$Al:HEY!!!

Zega
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Zega
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Zega: Yawn... I'm getting tired...
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: Fine, be that way.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: Is that they only thing you can say?
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: Fine.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: Fine.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: Fine.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: Fine.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: OH JUST SHUT UP!
Banana King: Shut up.

JereN
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JereN
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Mike: LoL...Zega got stuck :P

Spike Yeah...That Banana King reminds me of Burk..

Jere: I bet they are relatives

Burk: MHf FH MUMFMUFH!

Jere: It was good that we tied his mouth Little peace for a change

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Alt: We've got everything-
Chill: Down to a science so-
Alt: I guess we know everything!
Chill: I noticed you've been nicer lately.
Alt: I'm not always evil, yaknow.
Chill: Actually, I didn't know that.
Alt: Hehehe. . . .
*^.^*

Zega
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Zega: I suck.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: I'm going to kill myself.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: Life sucks.
Banana King: Shut up.
Zega: I'm shooting myself in 3, 2, 1, *sound of pistol shot*
Banana King: Shut up.

sunnyb
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Nomad

DO YO-
"I still hate you."
BUT WHY? I SAID I WAS SORRY!
"To me. Not to the people you insulted. Now they've gone and walked away. And you said you were sorry when no one was listening. Say it again so everyone can hear you."
*mumbles something intelligable
"Say what?"
i'm sorry
"Lil' louder, I can't hear ya!"
I'm sorry.
"Pardon? Again please!"
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!! I AM REALLY REALLY SORRY. SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SOR-
"Shutup."
OK
*raises eyebrow
... *glances meaningfully at sunny
*sighs
... *gives sunny a meaningfull look full of regret and sadness and apologeticness, emphasizing the fact that silence remains... and still remains... and th-
"That is cheating. You can't give a look that says all that. That is the same as talking!"
...
"Much better."

Cenere
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There is nowhere else to go, so:
AAAAARGGH!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
... Hmm, it sound kinda good for a eurovision song... Now, if he would just shut up....

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Alt: Cen, you could always try unsanity.
Cen: F*CK YOU NOOOOORRRRRRWWWWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alt: Chill out.
Cen: No. . .you're schizphrenic.
Alt: Nope. Unsane. Just try it. It's wonderful.

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