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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: Why have you dragged us back here oh Great One?
D: Spit it out, we don't have all day.
N: Thought we never waned to return to this infernal thread with it's maze of words and labyrinths of randomness.
D: Grah...Does he need a reason?
N: Apparently no....seeing he now is a Lycan.
D: Good. Long time since I last ate BBQ vampire meat.
N: Too bad Wallmart doesn't sell it anymore.
D: Talk about covering taht scandal up with some 'swine flu' nonsense.
N: The world spins on it's head....and comes crashing down.

jezz
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Farmer

Jezz: As.. if...
Skye: Who dat?
Jezz: Nich!
Skye: ...
Jezz: The one who was here earlier... alot earlier... then he left due to... "business".. then we found out he's a werewolf and we ran away but then he said he was a nice one so we ran back *breathes*
Skye: Oh. That one...

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: The World is a strange place...inhabited by strange lurking creatures.
D: At midnight, we feast....
N: The Village? Or the Town tonight my dear sir?
D: Strop's house.
N: Over and done. It's fixed.
D: Call the Brethen, we'll need their help cracking bones tonight.
N: Never like it when a horse gets upset.
D: Or eaten.

jezz
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Farmer

*facepalm*

The World is a strange place...inhabited by strange lurking creatures.

Skye: Or flying ones
Jezz: *looks meaningfully at Nich*
Skye: Hey, wheres Thor?
nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: Now that we've gained our nocturnal lunatic power, what's more to fear?
D: *Catches Thor in one hand*
Thor: Meeeewwww....
N: Nice kitty? Want some milk puss?
D: Wait....No N for once don't torment...


AHHHHHHHHHH!!!THOR!!!!!!!!!!MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!

jezz
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Farmer

Jezz: Err...
N: *twitches*
Skye: BAD THOR!
Jezz: No no... don't, I wouldn't... Skye...
Skye: *screams* *twitches* OOHHHMYYGODD!!!
Jezz: *facepalm* If you die, that's your lesson learnt.
Skye: Howw could.. you... *flails about*

jezz
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Farmer

Jezz: 0_0 I'm prey for internet stalkers?...
Skye: Whats new...
Jezz: *growls* *smacks Skye over the head*
Skye: Oww!
Jezz: Oww!
Skye: *twitch*

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: Prey....must eat...the hunger ravishes me...
D: Internet stalker N? You utterly fail at that.
N: In the past yes...I'll much rather eat after tracking down villagers.
D: Hmm...easier than the rabbits eh?
N: Tonight we go for the biggest! Stroppy!

jezz
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Farmer

Jezz: D: Uh Nich.. You took the internet prey comment the wrong way. When it was technically meant to be taken the wrong way, but the wrong way I meant was the right way and you took it the other wrong way which means...
Skye: RUN! He's go'n eat you!!
Jezz: Oh sh- *flies*
*gets caught in a tree*
Skye: Just hope wolves can't climb trees! Although I think they can...

Skye: :O You go'n eat Strop!

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: Does ol' Strop lock his door at night?
D: Possibly. But has that ever hindered us?
N: No. Let's gatecrash the party!
D: I can't wait....My power is growing stronger. I can feel it. The Moon is waxing.

jezz
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Farmer

Jezz: Oh.. you're not interested in killing me?
Thank god! *dances*
Skye: Yeah... so get down fool.
Jezz: *climbs down*
Skye: ...
Jezz: Nich, I have a favour to ask. Could you perhaps "accidentally" kill jalex13?

nichodemus
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Could you perhaps "accidentally" kill jalex13?


N: Pleasure. be my guest. I need something to sharpen my fangs on. In preparation for Strop.
D: Oh the bones! The tasty yellow marrow....
N: Accidentally...Yes accidentally as in a pack of unnatural wolfs meeting someone in his bathtub.
D: Great. Jalex's before Strop's place?
N: Deal. You owe us one Jezz.
nichodemus
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N: Deal. Nice working with you guys.
D: Got his scent! We're good to roll!
N: Jalex...better start running....
D: Pant Pant....

jezz
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Farmer

Jezz: Thanks Nich. This perfect *rubs hands together*
Skye: Mwuh huh huh.. dark corners...
Jezz: So sadistic... anyways

N: Deal. You owe us one Jezz.

Jezz: 0_0 uh sure..


Skye: Argen, get away from that corner!
Cenere
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ARRRRGGGGH!!!! *runs through thread, throws pic at Nichodemus, runs out*

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq1/Cerene_Cerine/nicho.jpg

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