"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
Dark:Hahahaha! You puny little people will tremble under my mighty army!
P: You should of so given me the fancy pants man's hair. *attempts to turn to retards, mobile starts ringing* Oh, can you hold on a second? Retards: Duuh, OK?
*on phone* M: Pierce! It's Mary. P: Why are you talking to me suddenly? M: ... P: ... M: I wish I could kick you through the phone. P: Well, you can't. M: ... P: :3 M: You know, maybe you should join the retarts. You're dumb enough to. P: Perhaps, but I hate being on the losing side. M: ... P: *unsheathes the sword from the stone* M: You're useless *hangs up*
*back facing the retards*
P: That went better than I thought possible, what's happening Nich?
*a giant ant emerges from the ground in front of Jezz* Zero: "GREETINGS. I AM SHADOW'S GIANT ANT FRIEND, I HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS ARMATAR." Dandelion: "Erm.. Hello!" Zero: "FOOL! YOU HAVE INSULTED ME!!!" -eats Dandelion-"SO UHM... SKYE I WAS THINKING LIKE WE COULD GO TO UHM.. LIKE MCDONALDS OR SOMETHING..." Gornab: "Wow, your cheap." Zero: "DON'T MAKE ME..." "~~~Children~~~"
"Hm... Argen must have gotten into something else, cause our bomb was a glass jar filled with salt and lemon juice hooked to a detonator." F: I threw a few nails in there, too. "Oh, really? That makes for even more destructiveness!" F: Yep. "Oh, yeah, by the way, we're not retards!!!" F: Yeah, we're just idiots! "That would be correct." F: Also, we don't wanna join your army, seeing the way they reacted to Nicho just telling them to go away. "Yeah, that was pretty sad..."
*Distant sobbing, surprised shouts* "Hehehe..." F: What's up with you? "I found the detonator control for the bomb... Hehehe..." F: Cool! Now we can make Dark's life even worse! "... That was cruel..." F: I know, now gimme that detonator! "No! Nevar!" F: But you must! "No!!" F: If I tell you a secret, will you give me the detonator? "Uh... Ok!" F: I ate the last taco! "..." F: What? "Pfffthahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!" F: What?! "I laced that thing with antrax!" F: You're not serious... "Yep! You should be dead already, though..." F: Huh...
Jalex13: Oh god, i ate a taco too. MJ: yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmayyyyy can i have a bite? Jalex13: no, unless u somehow get into my stomach and drink my gestational fluids. MJ: kay kay. *slice slice* Jalex13. X_X
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe........... Jalex ate the taco." F: What are you, some taco-terrorist?! "Maybe... :P" F: Ok, another question... Why is jalex X_X when I'm not? "Hm... Maybe I like to watch you suffer." F: But I'm not suffe- Oh s***... I feel like I got punched in the gut by Chuck Norris... "The effects are starting to take place..." F: What effects?! You gave me f@qing anthrax!! I should be dead!!! "Yeah... The thing is, I was actually testing my new bio weapon on that taco." F: But Jalex got- "Yep. I was comparing my bio weapon to anthrax." F: And you said I was cruel... *groan* "Yeah, well, this virus is only a prototype. It might not kill you." F: Might?! I am going to f@qing KILL YOU!!! "Not if you're trapped in a glass box." F: What? *glass box falls to the floor, trapping Frank* "See you later! I gotta go strangle some baby kittens." F: No. No! NO!!!!!!!!!!!1!
*running, panting* Dark: Hey! Heywait!!! "What?" Dark: I want to strangle kittenz with you! "Oh, ok." Dark: ... So... When will we be getting to the kittenz? "I don't know. Where's the nearest animal shelter?" Dark: About three feet to the left. "Then we're here." Dark: Awsomz! I can't wait to eatz! "You eat kittenz? That's disgusting..." Dark: What? You don't fave a taste for cat? "No... Not really..."
Argen: I wonder when those two will be back... *screaming* A: I'd better go check on Frank... -Inside- A: Uhm... Are you ok down there? F: Oh thank God... Please... Let me out... A: Ah... I don't think I'm supposed to do that... F: Please! I'm f@qing dieing!!! A: I think I'll just wait for Pois0n and Dark to get back... Good thing I brought my Playbo- er... Plain Boy magazine... F: Is that your mom? A: Ahh! Uh, no...
MJ: oh boy! jalexs dead body..i.. i mean that milkshake was so goooooooood. *blender noises and screams in background* MJ: I think ill go now MJ: Tootles!!! MJ: oh and, the poison stuff in the tacos was really my semen. MJ: bye
F: I hope yo don't eat fries like you eat bananas... That would be disturbing... A: Who told you bout tat?! NOMNOM F: Pois0n... He's got dirt on almost everybody... A: As I expected... He's selling my secwets... F: Secwets? You mean secrets, right? A: Yeah, whatever... NOMNOM
F: Oh s***! We're being overrun!! A: What should we do?! F: We need to get the prototype virus and get to the bomb shelter! A: Ok, where's the virus? F: In that vial over there. A: Ok, got it... Let's go! F: ... I can't. I'm trapped in this box... I'll defend the lab! You escape! A: Ok... See ya! F: What? No encouraging words? Whatever... *screaming, destructiveness* F: Oh s***! Voice command activate! -Voice command online- F: Activate all weapon and defense systems! -Weapon and defense systems online- F: Send a message to all remaining personnel! Tell them to defend the base! -Message sent- F: Ok. *sigh* It's time for war.
