"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
I find it very unsane that people are watching eurovison *turns off TV to delete evidence* and actually like any of the songs... But I guess it was the lesser of two evils. But seriously! A 13th place!??! Why does Europe hate us... WE ONCE RULED YOU ALL! ...almost... > >... WE ARE STILL BRAVE VIKINGS!!! ...a little... WE CAN WIN AGAINST ANY OF YOU!! ..at least in my mind... ARRRGHHHH!!!
"How are you going to get my out?" WHA- HEY, YOU'RE TALKING TO ME AGAIN! "Doesn't mean I've finished hating you. Answer my question." I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO I HAVE TO GET US OUT? "Because you got us in here." NUH-UH. HOW DID I GET US IN HERE? "You gave me the the scone (delicious mind you) that transported us to this... magical..." ? *counting under breath "...eights sided room." OCTOGONAL ROOM "..." THIS IS A MAGIC OCTOGONAL ROOM! "You transported me to the dreaded magic octogonal room?!?!? How could you?!?!" GOSH, I DIDN'T TRANSPORT YOU, THE SCONE DID! "You gave me the scone!" YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ATE THE SCONE! "You're the one who told me to eat the scone!" BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME, DID YOU? YOU NEVER TO NOW. "You told my the scone was scrumdiddlyumptious!" ... "And yet you knew the scone would transport me to the dreaded magic octogonal room! And you didn't tell me!" I TOLD YOU! "You only told me it was a magic room!" YEAH, WELL IT'S THE MAGIC OCTOGONAL ROOM, ISN'T IT? "There are a lot of magic rooms out there. Not all of them are the octogonal room!" ... "Grrrrrrr...." WELL, YOU ATE THE SCONE. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I hate you!" AW, SHOOT.
Alt: Apparently, Britain doesn't respect the Danelaw. Cen; Fluff no it doesn't! and 13TH PLACE!?? FLUFF YOU, EUROPE! I MEAN, US DANES USED TO RULE 99% OF BRITAIN GODDAMMIT, WE OWNED ALL OF YOU! GOTTA RESPECT THAT! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. . . . Alt: Hmmm. . .he may do nicely. . . .
Cen; Fluff no it doesn't! and 13TH PLACE!?? FLUFF YOU, EUROPE! I MEAN, US DANES USED TO RULE 99% OF BRITAIN GODDAMMIT, WE OWNED ALL OF YOU! GOTTA RESPECT THAT! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. . . .
100% In Character. WE FOUND THE US FIRST!! IF IT WASN'T BECAUSE WE WERE SUCH A MODEST AND HUMBLE PEOPLE WE WOULD RULE HALF THE WORLD BY NOW! That was not very humble... Darn, I caught it too - -
ALT: IT'S NOT INSANITY IT'S UNSANITY! HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THE RECURRING WORD? CHILL: WHY IS EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS? ALT: I'M ANGRY, AND I'M INDISCRIMINATE WITH CAPS.
Owyn: "Scrumptididdlyocious my..." k: "Elpeop!" Owyn: "Not exactly what I was going for but, okay..." Gornab: "No, people!" Dandelion: "Oh joy! We will not die after all!" k: "Ste'l llik meht dna knird rieht doolb!" Owyn: "I don't know what you said but, it sounded infectious." -backs away from Krindle- Gornab: "I spent twenty years speaking like that, he wants to drink their blood." Dandelion: "Krindle and his conscructive ideas..." All: -walk up to people- Owyn: "Hi, do you know who made those scrumptdi- delicious scones?"
Mike: I like Zega's show...It's really fascinating.
Spike: Yeah...Meh wanz tat banazorspliz!!
Jere: Yo Alt...You should take it easy...people mix up insanity and unsanity quite easy...'cos insanity seems to be quite pop at the moment...or that is what the news tell us...school shootings and all...
Zega: I have nobody to talk to nao... ): sadface... A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR: Hurray! Zega: Who the heck are you? A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR: A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Zega: Pasta. A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR: Definantely.
