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ulimitedpower
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This idea is dead simple. The story starts like this:

I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed...

Each post will follow this starting paragraph. You then write down a little story that you 'dreamed'. I'd prefer real dreams, but you can make it up if you want or add things to it. It doesn't matter if the story is complete rubbish or very weird, because as we dream, our mind will simply play back things that we heard and saw during the day and mix them up to make a crazy story.

A few rules:

1. No nightmares. I might make a different thread for that.

2. Don't put violent things in it or the abuse of human rights.

3. No pornographic material or relating to it. This is preferably for 10+ at least to read.

4. You can put a to be continued but don't write too many posts about it or it gets boring.

5. Enjoy!

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thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Is this anything like the neverending story? *copyright ninjas ready*

Shadow867
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Shadow867
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Nomad

You can't claim ninjas! There's ninjas in all my dreams!(too much anime, y'know...)

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

They're copyright ninjas, not regular ninjas.

kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

I once did dream of a girl,
Her beauty incomparable,
She blew my mind.
But then I woke up.

ulimitedpower
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well at least someone wrote a little poem. Thanks Ryan. Okay, my turn.

I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed of a castle sitting in the air. It was so high up that it was only a speck in the air, like dust on a window shield. So I flew there, and it took me many years, until I was as old as Cenny, and when I got there, I died.

Then I woke up.

That was pathetic, I know, I just made it up in a few minutes and along the way.

Is this anything like the neverending story?


I don't know why I too feel that it is, but it's not.
nichodemus
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Grand Duke

Do I carry on...it seems to have ended. Abruptly.

Zega
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Zega
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Peasant

I once dreamed of a dragon
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed... Of dreaming on a dragon....

ulimitedpower
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Nomad

Right, I think people are getting the idea wrong: You don't change the paragraph, you simply add on to the end. Like I did. Maybe this idea is too bad...

I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed of a radio that played the voices of the nations. They all argued, swore and couldn't agree about what to do about the aliens coming from Mars. Then God came down and told them to shut up. So they did, and when the Martians came, they saw an empty planet and drove past it to invade the Jupitarians. Then I woke up.

This is idea is so bad... Why did I make this thread???

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

I once dreamed a dream~
a dream f a dream of a dream~
and in this dream of a dream of a dream~
I dreamt of dreaming a dream of a dream.
Then, I woke up.

LufffiStudios
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Nomad

I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed...

I was talking to my awesome pillow.

Luff: Hey, isn't this thread confusing?
Pillow: Yeah, everybody thinks I'm cozy and soft. I'm not even 100% cotton!
Luff: *gasp*
Pillow: You don't like polyester, do you, Luff?
*Luff slowly backs away a few feet*
Pillow: Flee, human! Raaarrgghh!
Luff: No! I am trained in martial arts!
*fumbles in pocket*
Lufffi: Pepper spray! Muahahaahhaaa!
Pillow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lufffistudios wakes up. It was all a dream. But he is still dreaming. That was just his dream dream he had woken up from. Then he turns to look at his pillow. It was completely inanimate, but it was still the cozy, fluffy pillow.

Luff: I'll be okay. Just a dream.

The next night, Luff had the same dream.

Luff: Aaaarrrrggghhh! Not again! It's time to put an end to this!

Luff decides to confront the pillow in real life. So he wakes up from his dream, his regular dream. Then he remembers that he does not have the pillow in real life. So it was just a dream, and a dream in a dream.

crazjayz
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I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed...


I dreamed of a land with clouds that billow
Over hills and valleys, streams and lake beds
That once I arrived there I saw a storm
Building on the horizon, airy blight
That night, I dreamed...

I dreamed of a girl, whose name was Carrillo
With soft, smooth skin, and a single tear shed
glistening down her cheek with such a form
I was scared to ask if she was all right
That night I dreamed...

I dreamed of a war taking place at Castillo
and men fighting, sword in hand, now they're dead
I know why she cried, another girl informed
Her of her late husbandâs burial site
That night, I dreamed...

thoadthetoad
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I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed...
Of playboy bunnies!
Of the radiant light around me!
And then there it came...
THE MATZA!
MATZAH,
Any way you want to eat it,
Cold or hot,
Itâs
MATZAH
Fun for you mother,
Brother, sister, father,
MATZAH
Buying bulk for a lower cost for box,
MATZAH
MATZAH
MATZAH
MATZAH
Hanukah not that over,
So you donât passed over,
So get your ass over,
To my padddy's,
Itâs Passover,
Iâm the man flowin,
Even with the JibâaâJabbin,
If you want the story of Passover,
Rent the Ten Commandments,
Staring Charlton Heston
But I got a question,
âbout the bread that is unleven,
Causinâ indigestion,
Called MATZAH
Eat for a week,
We got staâ,
No bread no pasta,
Best believe it you the jews stopta,
so Moses made the matzah,
When he was fleeing Egypt,
Had no time for bread to rise,
He said,
âAh, just leave it.
We can eat like this fead it to the Hebrewsâ,
But little did he know,
That the week would end up equal,
Cause,
âLet my people gooooâ¦â
Became the anthem,
Get your damn hands up,
Maybe it will help you pass up,
How could one bread,
Rock it so famous,
when it's got the same flavor,
As the box it came in.
MATZAH
Eat it at once,
Ainât no second guessing,
MATZAH
Leaving crumbs on my lap and chest,
And itâs called,
MATZAH
âI found the Aficomenâ
In my small intestine,
MATZAH

lyrics/song (c)JibJab originals.

WizardAgent23
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Nomad

I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed...
of my pet dog playing with my sister,
then they went to the park with me and my friend,
but something was missing...MY GOLDFISH

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LufffiStudios
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Nomad

Your goldfish...? Weird. Mine are all dead.

Zega
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Peasant

Try 2:

I once dreamed of a pillow
Who laid under my head
So cozy and warm
I slept all night
That night, I dreamed..... I was a shark shaking palm trees till trains fall down and I put some trains in an apple, then turkeys came and ate the apples and then they climbed up waterfalls. To get them down I had to collect monkey butts. So I dropped them on power lines and and...

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