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fatbrad2k8
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Mans a legend

did you know everytime you masturbate he punches a mexican in the face

also did you know his piss is so hot it melts steel !

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Milos
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Did you know that every time you see his movie your IQ drops by 5% : )
No seriously, his films are exaggeration of human physical possibilities. But still he was no match for Bruce Lee.

sensanaty
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Well hes not really known by his acting...But hes known by everything else!
Chuck Norris was the ice thing in Titanic

LufffiStudios
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This is most likely getting locked since you spelled his name wrong. XD

Chuck Norris was the ice thing in Titanic


Good point. He's also the happy sun on your Armatar.
Zega
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Chuck norris is also Carlie.. I will get banned for that, thanks!

tennisman24
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I honestly think he is a prick.

He's cool...


That was a spam post.
Pixie214
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For all his hype I have never actually seen anything with him in or really know anything about him save for the random crap said on the internet.

Random title as well or randomm titlee ass welll

Milos
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For all his hype I have never actually seen anything with him in or really know anything about him save for the random crap said on the internet.


No way that you never did stumble upon Chuck's movie on TV. You don't know what you were missing.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
afroninja1723
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer to bad he never cries.

Some people wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Pixie214
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Ok there are other places for chuck norris jokes.

No way that you never did stumble upon Chuck's movie on TV


eeerrr... no maybe England just isn't ready for him I'll stick to Bond I think lol
mason1
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chuck norris will kick you're ass lol

Blkasp
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Your Title is crazy O.o

Doo Youu Likee Chuckk Norriss, that seems like your IQ is below 20...Lol

But anyway, I do like Chuck Norris and his Jokes about him!


Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands - now they are just the Islands.

Pazx
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Okay guys, enough 'Chuckk Norriss' jokes here. There is a thread for that already.

Doo Youu Likee Chuckk Norriss, that seems like your IQ is below 20...Lol


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knight_34
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I do not know if I like him. I am neutral on this matter. And no, I do not likee him. Like Pazx said, you must be grammatically inept. BTW, I am logged on a cellphone.

Zega
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The only way I know of Chuck Norris is through AG, and he it seems like he is bad...

HardcoreNeverDies
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I think Bruce Lee is WAY better than chuck norris as you can also see in this vid

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