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My suspicion is that he's actually the reincarnation of the hapless Henry Clay, who also failed to gain the presidency after numerous bids.

He will never quit. It used to be funny. Then it was sad. Now it's painful...

Oh my God, you may be right. Ralph Nader will politically depress us all. . . .
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@BigP: Sounds a bit like the stages of grief >:O

Yeah, it does. Maybe in the near future it will be... acceptable.

I'm actually pretty sure he never will die. He had that demeanor about him. He prolly is planning to out live everyone else in the world and then declare himself Master of the World.

Until then, it's good fun watching him steal perfectly good(although useless) votes from the more valid candidates.

He's probably a soul stealer or something, y'know? He inhabits the bodies of others when his current bod dies. He could live forever. . . .

Nah, now that I think of it..,There is a good chance he is Mum-Rah. Without the wrappings.

Didn't he jump political parties last election if I remember right? Or was that the other guy no one votes for...

He's like Dick Clark - he doesn't even look any older from when I remember him starting. He'll never die, he'll never tire, and he'll never stop.

Wait a minute...

I think Ralph Nader is a terminator.

Aw, come on! The joke doesn't work if I can't write the *name* of the person in the joke!

Sheesh - 'Richard' Clark. This filter is really bad for some things that are just not curses...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I always make fun of him!

XD

"Sarah Connor?"
"...um, yes?"
"Have you voted for me in the past 3 elections?"
"Are you Ron Paul?"
"Hasta la vista, baby."

Epic. Mental. Images.

"But don't go!"
"I'll be back. . .with more votes!"
Same. Here. I bet he just kills politicians that nobody cares about and shape-shifts into them to steal votes from viable candidates to power SkyNet! Conspiracy theorism ftw.

Wow, how'd this get from Ralph Nadar to the Terminator?

I bet he just kills politicians that nobody cares about and shape-shifts into them to steal votes from viable candidates to power SkyNet!

I think it was my fault. I mentioned that he never ages, was Mum-Rah and all that jazz. >_<

But fer serious. Was Nader the one to switch parties last election randomly? It's bothering me now...my memory fails me.

My suspicion is that he's actually the reincarnation of the hapless Henry Clay, who also failed to gain the presidency after numerous bids.