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Quotes can be funny, uplifting, upsetting, sad, and many more things. I love them. So post your favs.

âIf God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's gettingâ - Jack Handy

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." - Jack Handy

"The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge." - B. Russell

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