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Ricador
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Shepherd

I consider myself the master of ho downs. Even though mine suck, in a pretty epic way.

So...i'm bored, give me a subject, and i will write a ho down.

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nichodemus
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Hmm...Little confuzzled here. What do you mean by the term ho down?

Kyle248
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Nomad

i'm sry, but what the heck is a ho down?
;...;

Parsat
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I believe he means the type popularized by the show Whose Line is it Anyway.

jezz
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Farmer

I give the subject of:

Waiting in line when your right at the back and theres an old fragile croaky grandma at the front!

Ricador
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Oh, sorry. I thought people generally knew what it was.

There is this show, like Parsat says, and they make up this quick diddys on the spot called hodowns, and there funny as heck.

Example


I was standing in line
And right in front of me
Was a very old lady
She was old as can be

Her brittle bones were quaking
They were on there last dime
Gosh dangit mother
Get out of the stupid line

tennisman24
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Darnet fst6! I was going to say Doctors Office.

Ricador
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Sittin in the doctors office
Man this really blows
I have a bad case of gout
I have screwed up my toes

Well this doctor
Was a real big a.ss
He took one look at my toes
And said "Oh goodness sorry i pass".

tennisman24
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Farmer

Haha Ricador that was awesome! Try to make one with McDonald's?

LuciferSatanis
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Old McDonalds sittin on a bench
scratchin his butt with a monkey wrench
missed his butt and hit his balls
messed all over his overalls.

went down to the river to wash it off
saw a beaver playing golf.

Ricador
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Oh McDonalds is a grease fest
It will make you fat
And then it will go make you sick
And sickness you'll combat

There meat is made in buildings
There chicken intestines
The only real thing about them
Is they get lots of fines

Zega
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I like bananas HA!
They are yummy HA!
Do you like bananas HA?
We like bananas HA!

I am a banana HA!
I like being a banana HA!
Are you a banana HA?
We are bananas HA!

Jrmagic
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Nomad

POLA BEARZ.

And that has nothing to do with your armatar. Right guise?

dudeguy45
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YEHHAAAAAWWWW! Put down your brains and well all go to armor games! YEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!

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