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thoadthetoad
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You heard me! If there is an afterlife, which one would you go to and why I'm not intending to insult a religion and I'd really like it if you didn't say "Heaven, because that's the only afterlife". Try and keep an open mind in the thread and think of other religions and their afterlives. My favorite in the Celtic underworld would be the halls of Valhalla. I mean really, wouldn't it just be kick ASS to be able to go on a manslaughter between your fellow men, and when you are defeated you'd just end up in the mess hall so you can eat? Even the Egyptian afterlife seems pretty cool to me, I mean, the whole journey to get there is freakin' cool.

So, rules:
1: No trashing a religion
2: Keep an open mind
3: Please don't pick an afterlife dominant to your religion. This isn't a rule but please, PLEASE think hard about it.
4: Don't make fun of someone for picking a frilly afterlife (if there is one).
5: Don't spam, and always give a reason, or I while call in zophia to eat you, EAT YOU ALL. NAUGHOW.

So again, I'd wanna be apart of the halls of valhalla, because you get to kill for sport and fun, and then gorge yourself on ham without having to clean your hands!

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thoadthetoad
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Reincarnation would be nice. Then I'd have less fear of suicide

That's a little lulzy!

You know what just occurred to me? If you keep getting reborn and you're so rotten you get reborn into a bug, how does a bug knowingly pray to buddha? Are you just gonna continue being re-incarnated as a bug or what?
jjrocks66
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id pick reincarnation so i would just keep coming back.

DDX
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Well then... The hypothetical "Muslim Afterlife" is what I will go for then

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I ould pick death end of the line. My 100 trillion atoms decompose and my 7 octillion atoms disipate into the world around me. No fancy gimmicks just the end.

thoadthetoad
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Well then... The hypothetical "Muslim Afterlife" is what I will go for then

hahah, with the 72 virgins in heaven?
I ould pick death end of the line. My 100 trillion atoms decompose and my 7 octillion atoms disipate into the world around me. No fancy gimmicks just the end.

Dude, keep an open mind! Even if you don't beleive in afterlives or any sort of religion/god, THINK OF WHICH ONE YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE. Would you really choose to be NOTHING rather than have a better life after death? That's just stupid!
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Would you really choose to be NOTHING rather than have a better life after death? That's just stupid!


Yeah the wonders of nothingness screw with my mind. though a close second would be reincarnation. 200 billion atoms of my atoms were in Shakespeare that, to me, is amazing.

hahah, with the 72 virgins in heaven?


Other translations of that text(-s) show it may have been misinterpreted and it may say 72 crystal clear raisans. Yum!

THINK OF WHICH ONE YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE


If I misinterpreted the thread and I have to actually choose an afterlife then as I say it would be reincarnation because (I think Lord Buckley said this) &quoteople are alot like flowers and its been a pleasure walking in this garden" the Earth is beautiful and I would want to stay no matter what form I'm in. Whispy clouds or the river Styx just don;t fo it for me.

That's just stupid!


eerrr.. no wait ... hang on .
thoadthetoad
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Other translations of that text(-s) show it may have been misinterpreted and it may say 72 crystal clear raisans. Yum!

...dude that's basically NO raisans! I'd settle for no less than 100 .
the Earth is beautiful and I would want to stay no matter what form I'm in. Whispy clouds or the river Styx just don;t fo it for me.

The earth may be beautiful but it's hard to find just WHERE it's beautiful.
tennisman24
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If there is reincarnation I would want that. But if there is one with just girls and tennis that would be amazing.

thoadthetoad
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If there is reincarnation

Tennisman, here, there are all afterlives and you get to choose which one before you die.
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I'd go to nothingness. which also means Mu (nothingness). Why? It's the only afterlife there is. Although I wouldn't call it an afterlife as there is nothing. Eternal sleep? I guess so..

tennisman24
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You didn't give me anything to look at Thoad.

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[quote]After I die, I will return to the collective energy of the universe. After doing so, I will be reunited with the rest of my spiritual being that is too large to be housed within this body. This will allow me to remember all of my past lives, as well as the time I have spent outside of a physical form. Then I will continue existence as a pan-dimensional being, traveling from plane of existence to plane of existence, experiencing different times, universes, and life forms far more developed than those of us here on earth. Although, at some point I do want to watch the progress of the human race...I bet I could watch it in fast forward, I'm interested to see if humanity will ever get balance, equality, and eventually sublime out of their physical forms and move out of this universe as a race....anyway thats the afterlife I will be a part of



Holy shit that is the friggin Amenti Scheme. AWESOME. I follow that one lol

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I'd like to assume that Germanic Pagan is correct in what happens. That way when I die, if I die fighting that is. I get to wake up every morning, suit up and then fight to the death with all the other souls. And then when the sun goes down anybody that got hacked up coems back togther. They then go into a hall and eat lots and lots of awesome godly foods and get totally hammered drunk and then you go to bed and wake up with no hang over. Rinse and repeat forever until Ragnarok where you fight the forces of evil in the battle of the end of the world.

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nothing at all......

thoadthetoad
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Why? It's the only afterlife there is.

God F**King da*mit! Do you really wanna be nothing when you eventually die? If you do, that's... pretty sad, depressing, angsty, and emo. THINK HARD ABOUT THIS, AND IN THIS THREAD, EVERY AFTERLIFE EXISTS.

Seriously, READ THE DANG OP.
nothing at all......

...*eyetwitch*
http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/094/7/e/HAAAATE_SPAAAAAM_by_Thoadthetoad.gif
I'd like to assume that Germanic Pagan is correct in what happens. That way when I die, if I die fighting that is. I get to wake up every morning, suit up and then fight to the death with all the other souls. And then when the sun goes down anybody that got hacked up coems back togther. They then go into a hall and eat lots and lots of awesome godly foods and get totally hammered drunk and then you go to bed and wake up with no hang over. Rinse and repeat forever until Ragnarok where you fight the forces of evil in the battle of the end of the world.

I guess I mistook that for Valhalla, sounds like a helluva afterlife!
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