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Jabberwocky
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honestly, both these bands are awful. dragonforce is a stupid, overrated band that think they are awesome because they are fast and sing about dragons and flying and they sound like forced buttsecks. they need to be castrated with rusty knives and then thrown off a cliff. also: THEY ARE NOT METAL.
the jobros...go without saying.
but really, which is worse?

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napolian654321
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Haha, wow two sh*tty bands. At least Dragonforce doesn't have a homo Tv show. And at least the "JoBros" aren't demonic. So it is Either Satan or Homosexualy. I realy dislike both...but Satan is worse so JoBros haha.

Jabberwocky
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lol Dragonforce isnt satanic, dude. they arent even metal, and btw metal doesnt mean satanic. i listen to lamb of god, meshuggah, gojira, and pantera. not a satanic bone in thier bodies. if you want -real- satanism, listen to deicide, gorgoroth, etc.
but yes, both jobros and StudioForce suck.

thisisnotanalt
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They're both criminally awful, just in different yet equally torturous ways. I would rather be sawed in half than listen to either one of them for an extended period of time >.> <.<

tennisman24
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Are you kidding me. I don't have to think. Jonas Brothers suck!!!

napolian654321
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lol Dragonforce isnt satanic, dude. they arent even metal, and btw metal doesnt mean satanic. i listen to lamb of god, meshuggah, gojira, and pantera. not a satanic bone in thier bodies. if you want -real- satanism, listen to deicide, gorgoroth, etc.
but yes, both jobros and StudioForce suck.

I wasn't saying that they were satanic because they were metal, nor was I saying that all metal was Satanic. I was saying they were Satanic because if you listen carefully to the lyrics of "Through the Fire and Flames" you will see it is about surviving Hell. I don't know if it is about them doing this or just some cheesy thing to sing about, but this leads me to think they are Satanic. *breaths heavy after typing all this*
Jabberwocky
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They're both criminally awful, just in different yet equally torturous ways. I would rather be sawed in half than listen to either one of them for an extended period of time >.> <.<

hahahahahahahahahah!!!XDDDD that might be the best thing ive heard all day, dude.

thisisnotanalt
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Listening to JoBros. makes me fee like my ears are being repeatedly stabbed with a knitting needle, and Dragonforce music is as painful as getting your genitals severed with a rusty saw. I just hope neither of them ever get onto Guitar Hero evar evar again >.<

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Dragon Force has nice guitars, but otherwise I agree they're stupid. The amazing guitar makes up for it though. Jonas Brothers just all around suck, especially their vocalist. Ugh, I can't stand listening to him. Also, we all know that Disney writes the Jonas Brothers' lyrics for them. At least Dragon Force writes their own lyrics.

napolian654321
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I just hope neither of them ever get onto Guitar Hero evar evar again >.<

The Jonas Brothers were on guithar hero?!?!?!?
thisisnotanalt
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The Jonas Brothers were on guithar hero?!?!?!?


Just Dragonfarce, sorry for the confuzzling wording. But if they do, twould be the Apocalypse!
Green12324
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But if they do, twould be the Apocalypse!


That would be the end of Guitar Hero if the Jonas Brothers ever got on there.
nickelbacksucks
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lol Dragonforce isnt satanic, dude. they arent even metal, and btw metal doesnt mean satanic. i listen to lamb of god, meshuggah, gojira, and pantera. not a satanic bone in thier bodies. if you want -real- satanism, listen to deicide, gorgoroth, etc.
but yes, both jobros and StudioForce suck.


Dragonforce are metal. Power Metal to be exact.
DDX
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well dragon force has got some sick rock tunes, it isn't like death metal, rather it gets you pumped for shit. Like you wanna go sky diving or something. JoBros.... lets put it this way, if I were homosexual, I'd go straight.

XxLBJames23xX
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Um, DragonForce is beast and the JoBros are okay. I would have to say the the JoBros are worse.

Green12324
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JoBros.... lets put it this way, if I were homosexual, I'd go straight.


Nicely put.
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