Ok well original riddle: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? y/n (argue over that, ignore the other guy) question to add
OH GOD, IMA DO WHAT EVERY SENSELESS AMERICAN WOULD DO *GRABS GUN* IMA SHOOT THAT DER MANBIRDPIG AND AW DEM DIRN MEXICENZ, BECUZ DATS WER IT CEM FRUM, YEP ITS A SPREEDN DAT DER SWEEN FLU----the average American, with the wild west style accent (just noticed that caps lock was on and didn't feel like retyping was useful)
1. Did the tree make a sound? Yes it did. It made the same sound as a tree would make if there was someone around to hear it. Just because there was no one there doesnt mean it fell silently.
2. How did it fall? Well perhaps it was dying. Or it had been eaten alive by termites and the like. Perhaps there was a storm and it got struck by lightning?
3. If it was struck by lightning, did the lightning make a sound? Yes, yes it did. Just no one heard it.
