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DDX
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An old favorite, I'm surprised nobody ever did this one or maybe they did and I just haven't found it.

Rule 1:
Answer the decision above you

Rule 2:
No blatant bad language, flaming, trolling, ect.

Rule 3:

Always post a decision for the person under you.

Rule 4:
Respect people's decisions, whether they are trying to be funny or just think that way.


For example:

DDX: would you rather wake up to a cockroach sucking on your ear? or 2 rats making love on your stomach.

LuciferSatanis:
2 rats making love on my stomach.

Would you rather chew glass? or sit bare bottom on a barbeque grill.

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I shall go first

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

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ShadowShank696
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Would rather have the sex so at least nobody could call me a virgin.


Would you rather have cancer and find the cure for aids or have aids and find the cure for cancer?

hylian726
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Have AIDS, cure cancer, mostly because several people in my family had cancer.

Would you rather drink a gallon of horse semen or have millions of spiders enter every opening in your body?

ShadowShank696
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Probably the spiders


Would you rather make out with your mom to make the human race survive or would you rather just put a gun to your head and doom the human race.

srry for the double post i just rlly wanted to put this would you rather b4 i 4got it

IgnoreMe
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gun to the head

would you rather be smart,handsome but live solitary or be stupid and ugly but have many friends?

rick073
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smart ahd handsome

would u rather jump into shark infested waters with a backpack of raw, bloody steaks, or f*ck a horse 100000000000000 times

pHacon
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Sharks, have you seen what that horse did to Mr. Hands? bleh...
Would you rather jump into a pit of scarabs, or jump from 30 klicks up without a parachute?

xAyjAy
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ump from 30 klicks up without a parachute, a fast death.

would you rather drink/eat/swallow rusty nails or get infected with malaria/ague?

IgnoreMe
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IgnoreMe
184 posts
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malaria (is that curable?)

would you rather

1. rick roll yourself till you die
2. rick roll yourself till youre deaf

pHacon
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Deaf, then I won't have to put up with anyone's nagging.

Would you rather kill and eat a live turtle with no tools, or a metric ton of cooked roaches?

BlackIce131
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Roaches, and i assume you mean over time not at once, and their healthy


Would you rather be Skinned alive and then dipped in salt, or cut off both of your hands and then get lit on fire and fall in acid

driejen
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Wow this thread has been around for a long time!

Do what to someon's grave? :/ I think id ask justin beiber out, its just ask him out, not kiss him or anything. If he accepts then I could spread it around and get lots of money for the news!

Would you rather eat a dead guy's intestines or cut off one of your feet?

pHacon
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I would rather eat the intestines, I'm still using my feet, although prostheses might work better...
Besides, I could squeeze all of the fecal matter out, rinse them, and make a stew.

Would you rather walk up to someone random and kiss them, or make out with a sibling?

driejen
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Haha I love the idea of just making a stew out of a dead guy's intestines.

Nater
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Someone random. I only have brothers *shivers*

Nater
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Oh yeah, the decision

Would you rather die or be gay?

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