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Pazx
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Kiss?

Make out?

Masturbate?

Have a boy/girlfriend?

Have sex?

What do you think the ideal ages (or the ages you should at least be before you do these things) for the above things are?

Oh, and just for the sake of it *glare at KR*

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Strop
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So you should be allowed to have sex but not masturbate? Please explain.


Because you totally shouldn't be sexually active except to procreate.

Or maybe because having to resort to ye one-man pleasures reduces your self-worth because obviously you couldn't find a sexual partner.

No, wait, the answer's more obvious than that: you get hairy palms and go blind!
kingryan
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You get hair palms?

*looks for hair on palms....squints*

I can't see any....

I would say that all but the sex one are 'when you and the other person is ready.'

For sex, I say leave it until marriage because unwanted pregnancies could be a drag...and a lot of the time people are not emotionally ready for the experience.

Strop
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Since when are we emotionally ready for anything before it happens?

kingryan
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Since when are we emotionally ready for anything before it happens?


Umm...I don't know. I know....I was emotionally ready to type this post because I...uh...uh....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thisisnotanalt
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unwanted pregnancies could be a drag

Totally, dude. They could be, like, not-tubular!
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Because you totally shouldn't be sexually active except to procreate.


Like, ttly! God made genitals for -one- reason.
random_player_of_ag
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In my opinion all of those things should be done when you're ready.
And when you have a partner that's willing to do those things with you.

Since when are we emotionally ready for anything before it happens?


Only if you already know what's going to happen.
thisisnotanalt
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And when you have a partner that's willing to do those things with you.


Doesn't exactly fit with all of them. . . .
random_player_of_ag
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Right,,,there's one that doesn't fit.
But the rest, you need a partner.
Or a pillow.... *Tries to eliminate awkward memories of last years party* *Shivers*

HiddenDistance
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Developmentally in terms both physical and psychological, I don't believe in a firm age, as some develop sooner, and others develop later. I'll throw some numbers in that 'feel' appropriate.

Kiss?

Whenever really. 8? I remember sneaking into a forest with a curious girl at that age.

Make out?

Err.. *cough* 8?

Masturbate?
14 maybe?

Have a boy/girlfriend?
Whenever really. 8? =P Unless the title defers some special priveleges like 'oral' that you weren't telling us about.

Have sex?
17. That sounds about right.


But you left out so much! What about anal?

0.o
Zophia
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Only if you already know what's going to happen.
That does not mean you're ready. It just gives you more knowledge that may prepare you.

Also, lulz.
Strop
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Masturbate?
14 maybe?


More like...2 if you ask me.

But seriously. The first person to think this implies I'm a pedophile will get smacked with Thor.
Strop
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Or a pillow.... *Tries to eliminate awkward memories of last years party* *Shivers*


Thanks for sharing, rpoag.
random_player_of_ag
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But seriously. The first person to think this implies I'm a pedophile will get smacked with Thor.


Wow... *Slowly starts walking towards bomb shelter*

Remember not to piss you of k?
random_player_of_ag
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Thanks for sharing, rpoag.


You're welcome, tough I'm sure you're just looking at the screen while saying: "What the hell? He's crazy".

Meh, I'm too sick of life to worry about what people think of me.
Strop
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Preemptive fury strikes again!!!

I am somewhat irked, though, by the rampant paranoia that has various people making ridiculous non-sequiturs, such that even acknowledging that sexual behaviours can possibly be an aspect of prepubescent life (controversial as this statement has been for centuries) immediately casts suspicions that one would only say this if it were somehow "relevant to their interests". Not that I condone/approve of child molestation, but it's now at the point where this sentiment is obstructing the course of truth and justice, not to mention careers and even normal social discourse.

Perhaps if enough people start complaining the sentiments will turn back to something a tad more reasonable.

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