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12 gangsters sauntered down the street, guns poised, ready to make the kill. The target, the 4 kool kids in American Eagle apparel were standing right around the corner. The gangsters walked around the corner, and grabbed the kool kids by the necks, and put the guns to there heads. Then they pulled the triggers. The bullets flew out of the guns into the kool kids head, or so we think. Due to the kools kids wearing AE clothing, they blew the bullets away with there radness. Then they summoned an army of kool kids who all said in unison to the gangsters "Hey, what's up". The gangsters were so blown away by the fact that the kool kids were talking to them, they they all died of shock then and there. 4 hippies walked around the corner and screamed in fear at the dead bodies, the rushed up to the bodies and gave them hugs of comfort. It was a sad day for the hippies. The kool kids stood there with there bodies at fashionable angles and watched the hippies, then, in a stroke of pure coolness, they tapped he hippies on there shoulders, and told them it would be alright. And it was. oh the heavens rejoiced and birds sang together as world peach rang out. All was well, thank you cool kids, thank you. With your AE clothing, your gelled hair, and your intoxicating perfume that surrounds people in pure pleasure, thank you for saving the day again. Now go stand outside a private school with your bodies at cool angles, and make sure all is well.

Epilogue: The Hippies were so overwhelmed from the kolol kids radness that they all died of shock. The kool kids then evolved to higher spiritual level, nature, gravity, physics, it was all at there fingertips. But, they would not be corrupt. They were the kool kids. All will be well.