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DDX
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You know toilet paper is one of the most important objects in a household, it goes along with napkins and tissues, and unless you use your hand you should have used it almost everyday.

The versatility of toilet paper ranges from vandalism to wiping your butt.

some questions to consider
what is your favorite type of toilet paper
the difference between 2-ply and 4-ply papers
toilet papering someone's house (any stories?)
ect.

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DDX
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http://www.scottgood.com/jsg/blog.nsf/2/SGOD-6AGKS3/$FILE/ToiletPaperLg.jpg

this is how its done by the pros (not me! I'm a noob ._.)

nichodemus
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Lulz. Typical DD.

The only time I use toilet paper is in the toilet. Toilet papering is just plain immature. And it gets you arrested in S'ore. Yes, just for that! Public nuisance, the government says. =[

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And it gets you arrested in S'ore


Good dang ruffians and hoodlums lol

Andrex is good cos of that cute puppy I don;t use toilet paper out dife of the bathroom either except when I'm bored and wonder what its like to be a mummy.
DDX
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The only time I use toilet paper is in the toilet. Toilet papering is just plain immature. And it gets you arrested in S'ore. Yes, just for that! Public nuisance, the government says. =[

lol you can't arrest someone for toiletpapering in america because there is no permanent damage to property.

Andrex is good cos of that cute puppy I don;t use toilet paper out dife of the bathroom either except when I'm bored and wonder what its like to be a mummy.


halloween 1999 ftw!
nichodemus
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lol you can't arrest someone for toiletpapering in america because there is no permanent damage to property.


Chewing gum isn't even allowed...much less toilet-papering. Nanny State.

Wish I could do that during Halloween. Wait! I don;t celebrate halloween =p

lol you can't arrest someone for toiletpapering in america because there is no permanent damage to property


Unless the owners hit you, whereby damage is sustained to your parents property. This means you.
nichodemus
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My dog likes to chew up all of our (Unused) toiler paper.


Almost suffered a fit there. Then I saw the word 'unused'. Phew! I was already checking the SPCA number.
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I dont know what toilet paper I use. My mommmyy buys it O.O. My lil brother uses soo much toilet paper everytime he goes to the washroom... he clogged the toilet several times O:

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I'm a noob


I eat noobs for breakfast!!!!! >:>
what is your favorite type of toilet paper


Hm... Soft paper. Nothing much to say.

toilet papering someone's house (any stories?)


ME????!!! Wasting 30 packs of toilet paper on toilet papering my neighbors house just because he crushed my bmx????? No, what a silly thing to think of. *Looks shifty *


lol you can't arrest someone for toiletpapering in america because there is no permanent damage to property


Teh softness!!!!! Think about it...
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I've heard stories where someone's hosue gets toilet paper'd... and then it rains. Zat would be the pits.

brooke_1997
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dont know what toilet paper I use. My mommmyy buys it O.O. My lil brother uses soo much toilet paper everytime he goes to the washroom... he clogged the toilet several times O:


You didnt need to tell AG that... How do you thin kCArson would feel if he saw that you posted it about himm? Think before you post.
brenda_1997
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You didnt need to tell AG that... How do you thin kCArson would feel if he saw that you posted it about himm? Think before you post.


I was thinking. Carson doesnt really care what we say about him. But that was a story. Gosh brooke you dont act like a sister to me. I wish you werent.
brooke_1997
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I was thinking. Carson doesnt really care what we say about him. But that was a story. Gosh brooke you dont act like a sister to me. I wish you werent.


Wow.. Carson wouldnt care about you telling private stuff about him? And btw he still doesnt know that you posted that. And how was that a story? If that seems like a story to you.. but it might not be a good one. Anyways, Stop saying that you wish i wasnt your sister. It just hurts my feelings. You cant choose your families.. And btw, Stop talking trash about me. will you?
DDX
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One year for senior prank (last year) the seniors TP'd the school, it wasn't a great prank, and the maintenance got em all down when most of us arrived, they were burning the farther reaching ones with a lit pole of tar.

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One year for senior prank (last year) the seniors TP'd the school, it wasn't a great prank, and the maintenance got em all down when most of us arrived, they were burning the farther reaching ones with a lit pole of tar.


That does sound pretty lame.

I've never seen a good senior prank, my class didn't do one because our senior class trip was on the line.
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ive played a prank on my friend one time.he got really mad.

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