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"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. "

"It ain't over till it's over"-Yogi Berra

"how about i take my foot and shove it up your ass"

-red foreman

Hey look at me I'm in your trumpet!

Go f*** yourself, go f*** yourself, go f*** yourself

so that's what they call your mom these days

There are people in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know. These are people who wander through the world shouting, kill me. And there's always someone ready to oblige to them. -Vito Corleone

Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. -Don Corleone

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.
-Don Lucchesi

The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends.
-Don Altobello

Clemenza: All right, you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?
Michael: Sit down and finish my dinner.

Oh god I pooed...
-Roger

1When the power of love defeats the love of power the world will know peace.
2 I just realized somthing: football isnt a matter of life or death... ITS MORE THAN THAT!

If there were no God, there would be no atheists
-G.K. Chesterson

The Impossible can be made possible...if...you're...AWESOME!
-Alec Baldwin

I'm writing a short story... It's about a photographer that goes completely insane trying to take a close up photograph of the horizon.
- Steven Wright

You know, recieving oral sex form an ugly person is like bungee jumping...It's gonna be good, but holy **** DON'T LOOK DOWN!
- Unknown

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein

in life there are three types of people. First there are the &quotopular" people these people always have to have attention in anyway they can get it. Second there are the "athletic" people these people always do well in sports for any reason. (there is a portion of the people that are both popular and athletic). And third of all there are the "observers" they are usually quiet and do there work while they don't participate in any thing unless they have to.

- by unknown person....

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

[/i]-Lincoln

"Power is knowing you have power but not using it."

-Oscar Schindler