England: Snobby, brutish idiots who think we should tax people who stand in water. Ireland: Big redheads who should be hooked up to an IV that pumps Guinness straight into the bloodstream. America: Fat white idiots who know nothing about foreign culture. Canada: Maple syrup-chugging hockey players. Japan: Overworked workaholic geniuses who have a fetish for Italian plumbers and pocket monsters. Mexico: Illegal aliens named Juan who aim to take over McDonald's. Scotland: Kilt-wearing, bagpipe-blowing people who shut 'Laddie!' at random times Germany: Big angry Communazi Aryans. Cuba: Fake commuists who send evil six-year-old to Florida via inter-tube technology. Russia: Radioactive Communist bodybuilders who tote AKs everywhere. France: Stinky butter-consuming machines who can't fight or perform rock music.
