do you know any funny stories that people told you or you know please reply and tell us our stories
i know this story where these 3 guys wuz rideing horses and the 3 guy had to take a poop so he went behinde a rock and did number 2 and then a rattle snake bit his a** and he started runing and screaming and he said you have to suck the poison out so guy 2 pulled down his paints and started sucking the poison out and when he was done guy 1 said wow your brave enough to suck poison from that guys a** now wasn't that funny .
Three blokes go into a pub. Well, I say three; could be four or five. Could be nine or ten, doesn't matter. Could have been fifteen, twenty - fifty. Round it up. Hundred. Let's go mad, eh - two-fifty. Tell you what, double it up - five hundred. Thousand! Oh, I've gone mad! Two thousand! Five thousand! (adopting auctioneer persona) Anyone? Five thousand, six thou, six thousand, ten thousand! Small town in Hertfordshire goes into a pub! Fifteen thousand blokes! Alright, let's go - population of Rotterdam. The Hague. Whole of Northern Holland. Mainland U.K. Let's go all the way to the top - Europe, alright? Whole of Europe goes - I say Europe. Could be Eurasia. Not the band, obviously, that's just two of them. Alright, continents - North America! Plus South America! Plus Antartica - that's just eight blokes in a weather station. Not a good example. Alright, make it a lot simpler, all the blokes on the planet go into the pub, right? And the first bloke goes up to the bar and he says "I'll get these in." What an idiot.
Always makes me laugh. And obvioulsy completely true >.>
