And we are still missing entries and/or to even hear from these people: Hojoko (might need another email for him) Bluydee RPoAG Klaus (though he should have been taken care of) Jess (we know) Nichodemus (about the) Paxz (trouble)
I liked my introduction except the pointy ears but I'm kinda splitting hairs.... and the rubber chicken with a pulley through the middle is necessary (not sure for what though >.>
A man and his son walk into an ice-cream parlour. The man slaps the kid on the back of the head and says "well fat-head, what do you want?" The service girl takes exception: "Sir, don't you think it's unkind to call your son a fat-head?" The man explains "See here missus, when I married my girl, I liked to-"
Ooh, I know the one! "I had a perfect job, a perfect house and a perfect wife, that's until fat-head here came along..."
"> RUBBER CHICKEN." [Okay I think we should leave him alone for a bit...]
Well done Zoph but I meant the "fat-head" inappropriate joke not the inappropriate rubberchicken comment. Dunno what dudeguy meant...
A man and his son walk into an ice-cream parlour. The man slaps the kid on the back of the head and says "well fat-head, what do you want?" The service girl takes exception: "Sir, don't you think it's unkind to call your son a fat-head?" The man explains "See here missus, when I married my girl, I liked to-"
That one was just headed towards a sex joke. Like the other.
Here. IT IS "INAPPROPRIATE" SEX JOKE, DO NOT CLICK LINK UNLESS YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I take no responsibility for what you come across on that site if you click the link.