I woke up in the morning and carried on with my daily routine. It was very windy day, horrible for bounty hunting. A spammer was wrecking havoc at the forum games. I was just going to collect my money after I got him when I got hit in the face with a newspaper. I grabbed it and flipped through. Like always, it had a bunch of articles I didn't care about.. But then I saw something that caught my eye. There was a tournament and the reward was becoming a mod. I really didn't care about the reward but I like tournaments. When I got home, I went to Google. I asked someone what a mod is. They informed me that a mod, short for moderator is a person are basically the dictators of AG, except less powerful than administrators. After mulling it over in my head, I decided that I would like all the power, and that I would enter the tournament.
Or maybe....you have sore lips from playing that French horn too much with that guy who looks like you with the short shorts.........OR MAYBE YOU ARE THAT GUY IN THE SHORT SHORTS!!!