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It is so sad when intelligent citizens group up and start acting like newbies on a journey for revenge.
You should know that it here in AG never has been and never will be the job for regular citizens to punish offenders, as that is the job for the moderators. The moment regular citizens starts going crazy like this, they have crossed the line between being just and being a villain.

Well, poisoning food is against the law.

No....blowfish. People eat that, and it's poison.

At their knowing it. I, alas, did not.

You realize, of course, that food poisoning isn't actually a type of poison, but an illness, right?

I know a lot of forms of torture, but they all seam to harsh. The least violent torture I know would be to tie his intestines to a tree, then push him around and around it.

...and there are people out there that are still in debt to you?...

The moment regular citizens starts going crazy like this

...and there are people out there that are still in debt to you?...

Er guys! *flails around*

I brought tar and feathers for a reason!

Is the tar boiling?

*Leans on staff*

IS the tar hot?

hOt enough to stick, and hot enough to give him burns over his entire body?

Or is it cooled tar? The tar has to be hot if you want the feathers to stick, and the tar to stay. It has to be able to burn him.

I say Chill here should just freeze the tar and feathers to him.

And not unfreeze him.

Or we could still go with boiling tar. Even better.

OK well before you do that...can we at least get his fancy shoelaces from him first?

WE could garrote him with his shoelaces after we boil tar to him to burn him, then freeze the tar to his skin.