Saturday was movie night for Parsat, and he was excited. After a hard week of searching he had finally managed to procure through his illegal movie contacts a bootlegged VHS of Night of a Thousand Fists. Plopping down with a bowl of Shin Ramen on his couch he turned on the TV, which happened to be turned on to AGNN. He would have turned onto the VHS setting had his curiosity not been piqued by the blaring music and roaring crowd in the background.
"Yo yo yo, we're here live at the WOM rap battle, bringing you all the highlights of fail..."
Parsat just about snorted the LD50 of capsaicin up his nose when he realized that he forgot all about the rap battle. He slumped over into his chair, Styrofoam bowl clattering softly on the floor. 50/50 chance to live...or die...
I'm really glad that there've been delays, actually, because me being so sick this week has really messed up my hygge and stuff, and until now I've been a little woozy from sickness.
Also, Parsat, that was epic. What was he doing with so much capsaicin, and how could he snort it? Pure capsaicin is a heavy, waxy, hydrophobic pseudo-liquid.
Also, Parsat, that was epic. What was he doing with so much capsaicin, and how could he snort it? Pure capsaicin is a heavy, waxy, hydrophobic pseudo-liquid.
That's because you've never had Shin Ramen before, my dear alt. Think a potent mixture of beef extract, MSG, and capsaicin mixed into instant noodles.
That brings back memories of the days when my friends and I would attempt to be d***heads and buy the hottest chilli noodle soup we could by from the uni food court. Then we'd grab a handful of chopped chilli and added it to each others' bowls. Then we'd have a race to see who could finish it fastest.
Needless to say we didn't play too many rounds. I was still sad when the shop stopped supplying chopped chilli. Stingy b******s!
That brings back memories of the days when my friends and I would attempt to be d***heads and buy the hottest chilli noodle soup we could by from the uni food court. Then we'd grab a handful of chopped chilli and added it to each others' bowls. Then we'd have a race to see who could finish it fastest.
I basically do something similar, but with habanero chili trail mix. When you're shovelling that stuff into your face, you MUST make sure it goes down the right orifice...
Now, I have this weeeiiiird urge to spam your mail, since Strop has already replied to your mail....
I welcome spam (Unless it's dangerous). It fills my email and is fun to read (Unless it's pills). And Sonny 2 spam isn't exactly dangerous...
Beware: I will spam you back, Cenny (The punishment remains. Strop got excused, he emailed it).
He slumped over into his chair, Styrofoam bowl clattering softly on the floor. 50/50 chance to live...or die...
No comment.
Then we'd grab a handful of chopped chilli and added it to each others' bowls. Then we'd have a race to see who could finish it fastest.
Reminds me when I was five, me and a friend grabbed a huge wad of wasabi (The really fresh, spicy one) and ate it in one go. Actually, my friend ate it, and he couldn't eat his sushi afterwords.
Beware: I will spam you back, Cenny (The punishment remains. Strop got excused, he emailed it).
If you spam that inbox, you spam me. I will not be pleased, and will refuse you entry to the WoM on the grounds of not being able to run the WoM properly otherwise! >:O
