If I cut my finger I would be annoyed I missed my wrists since I am a depressed little psychopath of an emo. Hoever I would soon realise this cut in my finger would enable me to write in blood (coolio) so I would use this to leven the mundality of my day. And how do I leven the mundality of my day? to leven the mundality of my day I draw at random a moustache on the TV screen and wait for that fleeting yet glorious moment when Jeremy Paxman turns into General Kitchener.
God dang it I expect you to look through every mod/admins comment box to see if someone has made a request for thiungs like this..... wait a minute thats ridiculous. I'm sorry for evidently being an arse. and I shall cut my finger as a punishment. <ouch>