After I converted to atheism (thanks, strop), I went on the usual baby diet which atheists have. But now I've run out of babies. I was going to go to the abortion clinic to buy some more babby, but the long communist lines prevented me from doing so.
So, do any of my fellow atheists have some babies to spare so I can eat?
Also, share your favorite atheist bible verses.
"I believe that we need peace, not war." -Reasoning 2:4
"Why does the Big Bang need a beginning but god doesn't?" -Anti-conformity 1:6
"Homophobia is ignorance" -Equality 4:4
My favorites:
"I am a freethinker" -Logic 1:3
"It was written by primitive farmers" -Secularism 2:1
I love that episode of Southpark where Jimmy joins the Crips and Chris Reeve eats foetus'. <goes to find atheist bible> nah those quotes aren't the best.
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
"When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church."
And by the way whats eating babies got to do with Atheists?
Well I assume its that some atheists agree with abortion and stem cell research etc. which is equivalent to eating them. Its murder basically (actually its not but whatever)
if I weren't so offended by the eating babies part.
Really? Unfortuneatly I can't think of a quote to go along with baby eating. <thinks> No I can't
