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good... and remember kids *looks to camera*

what happened to gagamen, could happen to you.

and if you have to have that happen make sure that she is really hot and worth it.. and make sure the kid does not learn how to say, orgot condum!

and make sure you know your kids phone number


and remember, if your a girl, and you want a guy, and you don't care if you get a kid, call gagamen at 572-2952. he is willing and able to be a father to your child.. remember, thats 572-2952... call now.

VD

Ok, aside from the idiotic posts I've read here's something I think it will be useful:

Girls are human beings, they have feelings, likes and dislikes.
You don't conquer a girl, you are nice to her, and if she like you, then that's one step for a successful relationship.
It's not all about sex, it's about affection etc...
If you act like a jerk with girls, or anyone, you will be ignored and hated.

Now as for sex, it's important to use contraceptives (written this way?).
Condoms etc.... So you or your partner won't get any STD's.


That's all. Remember, be nice. If a girl doesn't like you, even tough your nice to her, don't worry, you can always be friends.


And one more thing:


Girls aren't trophies.

I didn't said that someone said that girls were trophies, it's just a tip.

man up a little.

GAGMEN, when your balls drop, then you can tell me to man up, ok?

And for god sakes, let your brain do the thinking, not your penis.

You guys really need to mature some. You will never get any when a girl sees that is all you really want. relation ships are more mportant any wyas.

Yes GAGA, you figured it out. I am a gay man, who likes ponys. I am a very sensitive person, who likes long walks on beaches...... Just go check out my E-hamorny profile for more.

GAGA, you hurt my frineds, then you hurt my pride. I Gotta be a man, I can't let it slide.

I belive in no one elses book I am being blind or ignorant.

Ya'll need to stop being immature. I'm going to lock this now.

GAGMEN, you don't 'handle' girls. If you want something real, let her come to you. It's working for me.

*puts hand up*
First girl to post in this thread woooooo!

But seriously... most of these posts have sickened me. I can't believe you guys, especially you, GAGA.
Skater, Dan, Strop, Nich and Random are pretty much the only decent guys in this thread, and for that reason I respect them.
All you others: The only girls you're gonna get are either blind, desperate, or a totally blonde.. bimbo (for want of a better word). At the end of the day, I don't think some of you'll even be lucky enough to get that.

What has this Forum come to these days...