Hello all! If ur an oldie, you may remember this. It's Randoom Question of the Week! *applause* So here's how it works: I will create a strange, unlikely, and sometimes dangerous, situation every week. You just tell what you would do in that kinda of situation. Whether or not I keep making these will depend on how many people seem to be enjoying it.
And now, This week's RQOTW:
you're neighborhood enemy, Michael Phelps, has just hired a team of specialists to murder you. they surround your home and begin playing a game of BS. You barricade yourself in your living room and look around the room. You have:
A bible A Moped An old golf club Golf balls (8) A TV Xbox(but no games) :P A trebuchet your cousin, Jimmy
You have five minutes before they finish their card game and break into your house. What would you do?
You put your golf balls under your tv, hide behind it, and roll it away usuing as a shield, as your cousin jummy runs the other way distracting the soildiers. you then take the moped and run over michael phelps. Then give a well thought out service, with the bible, in his name.
I would put the moped on the trebuchet and grab the golf club. From there Jimmy and I (Jimmy would be holding all the extra stuff for me) would start up the moped and let off the trebuchet launching us out the window and onto the road. After that I would use the golf club to hook onto Phelps shirt and drag him away. I would then use the rest of the stuff and sell Jimmy into slavery/prostitution to barter for a blowtorch, some rope and a chair. Then I'd take Phelps to a secluded place and go medieval on him until I got bored and went home.
I would put the moped on the trebuchet and grab the golf club. From there Jimmy and I (Jimmy would be holding all the extra stuff for me) would start up the moped and let off the trebuchet launching us out the window and onto the road. After that I would use the golf club to hook onto Phelps shirt and drag him away. I would then use the rest of the stuff and sell Jimmy into slavery/prostitution to barter for a blowtorch, some rope and a chair. Then I'd take Phelps to a secluded place and go medieval on him until I got bored and went home.
Anyway, I would just ask them for a nice game of golf. If they accept, I play golf with them and they leave and I can go back to my normal life. If they refuse, I show them the bible and how they should not commit such a crime, and that they would burn in hell later if they murdered me. Also, why would they take orders from a drug abuser? Hopefully they will back off by then.
I give jimmy the golf club and load him and the golf balls into the trebuchet. when I launch them, he hits the golf balls at each individual specialist until either all of them or dead or he runs out. I, being the strongest kid in my class, throw the tv at the leader and the XBox at jimmy, who downloads XBox live, killing the poorest specialist with jealousy.
I would destroy the TV with the trebuchet, and with the parts, I make a phone and call the cops. if I can't make it, I just tell jimmy to grab the bible, while I take the clubs, and start hitting them like crazy
