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Moabarmorgamer
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Here's the deal. This is just like any other story except for this:
You help write it. See, one person will write a few sentences, then the next person and the next and the next, continuing the story. It will hopefully go on forever.
Rules: Only 1 paragraph per submission, 1 submission per week(remember, this is a pass around story, we can't have 1 person hogging it all the time.). Basic A.G. rules apply, inspirations are okay. You have to continue the story, not create another story. Tip: Leave a cliffhanger so that it stretches the next person's imagination to continue the story!
I'll start you out!
Once, MoatMusherCastleCrusher(check my A.G. Characters! thread)was just walking around in the woods. Suddenly, a dragon ran next to him and picked him up.

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jdoggparty
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I guess this is a little different, but it might get locked. Oh well.

Once, MoatMusherCastleCrusher(check my A.G. Characters! thread)was just walking around in the woods. Suddenly, a dragon ran next to him and picked him up. He was swinging him back ad forth but a man named Luke came. He said, shwakah ma habba wee o titsu poe. The dragon dropped him, but then Luke attacked MoatMusherCastleCrusher.

thisisnotanalt
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Oh God. . .this exact same thread has been made soooooooo many times. . . .

Once, MoatMusherCastleCrusher(check my A.G. Characters! thread)was just walking around in the woods. Suddenly, a dragon ran next to him and picked him up. He was swinging him back ad forth but a man named Luke came. He said, shwakah ma habba wee o titsu poe. The dragon dropped him, but then Luke attacked MoatMusherCastleCrusher. Then, Chill appeared and used a spell called 'This Is A Duplicate, And This Type of Thread Always Fails.' The thread shrivels and dies, except for him, who slinks off to Starbucks.

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Once, MoatMusherCastleCrusher(check my A.G. Characters! thread)was just walking around in the woods. Suddenly, a dragon ran next to him and picked him up. He was swinging him back ad forth but a man named Luke came. He said, shwakah ma habba wee o titsu poe. The dragon dropped him, but then Luke attacked MoatMusherCastleCrusher. Then, Chill appeared and used a spell called 'This Is A Duplicate, And This Type of Thread Always Fails.' The thread shrivels and dies, except for him, who slinks off to Starbucks. Then a magical wizard bings it back to life and LUKE turns into a dragon and he says "halt dragon or I will...

thisisnotanalt
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Chill comes back, kills the thread and EVERY WIZARD OR OTHER BEING THAT COULD BRING THE THREAD BACK TO LIFE, then leaves.

Pois0nArr0w
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Starbucks... I remember my first coffee. It tasted like s***. Anyway, since this thread will probably die anyway, I might as well practice my story tellin skillz on this.


Once, MoatMusherCastleCrusher(check my A.G. Characters! thread)was just walking around in the woods. Suddenly, a dragon ran next to him and picked him up. He was swinging him back ad forth but a man named Luke came. He said, shwakah ma habba wee o titsu poe. The dragon dropped him, but then Luke attacked MoatMusherCastleCrusher. Then, Chill appeared and used a spell called 'This Is A Duplicate, And This Type of Thread Always Fails.' The thread shrivels and dies, except for him, who slinks off to Starbucks. After Chill left, the gragon proceeded to shake his victim for pocket change. Then, the not-so-gallant sky-pirate Frank swooped in and tried to assist Moat. Sadly, Frank was in a pissy mood, and realizing the problem, proceeded to lean back on the nearest tree trunk and watch the display. After the dragon was done with Moat, finding only a measly fifty cents in his pockets, a giant spider flew down from the tree that Frank was occupying. Having an extreme case of arachnophobia since he was six, Frank vacated the premises immediately. The spider, seeing moat lying on the ground, crawled down from the tree.

Pois0nArr0w
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What the hell?! I got ninja'd... Twice! You guys suck.

Moabarmorgamer
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Sorry thisisnotanalt, I didn't realize. I mean, I can't read every forum submission just to see.
Feel free to lock it, and sorry again.
Here, I shall cast my own spell. The second part doesn't work, but oh well. You get the point.
Once, MoatMusherCastleCrusher(check my A.G. Characters! thread)was just walking around in the woods. Suddenly, a dragon ran next to him and picked him up. He was swinging him back ad forth but a man named Luke came. He said, shwakah ma habba wee o titsu poe. The dragon dropped him, but then Luke attacked MoatMusherCastleCrusher. Then, Chill appeared and used a spell called 'This Is A Duplicate, And This Type of Thread Always Fails.' The thread shrivels and dies, except for him, who slinks off to Starbucks. Then a magical wizard bings it back to life and LUKE turns into a dragon and he says "halt dragon or I will...
destroy the entire Imaginative Writing, Art, and Etc. forum and all that inhabit it! Then This Thread's God, the Creator Of The Thread, steps in and realizes that Chill is a good wizard. He snaps his fingers and the whole thread is SHUT DOWN and sucked into his pinky. He then LOCKS the thread and therefore prevents the now non existent dragon from destroying the forum because too many people were copying(This case being on accident, sorry again). He uses the Vaporize And Lock Spell. He will no longer check this forum so any further submissions are useless. He then locks it, so any further submissions are impossible as well.
Er...ok that's the END OF IT!

thisisnotanalt
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Ok. There's a forum search link stickied in the S & S forum.

Moabarmorgamer
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Oh and just because he's nice, the Creator summoned Moat and Boone and had them drag Chill out of Starbucks and toss him into Wicked Brew. They then bought an espresso with cream for him. Much better than the Starbucks garbage.

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