Welcome to the year 3009, the Armor States of the Web Wide World was not always the way we see it today. A lush land full of technology that never messes up and everything is guarded by what we like to call Mod-bots so there is no longer fear of flame wars, or stealing of wealth via small talk(AKA spamming). No today we are going to travel back to a much simpler time when this great nation was nothing but a small group of entrepreneurs, and even though we know little about this time because of how it suddenly vanished in history and had what seems to be little if no archives we believe from our evidence that they were from the Newgrounds,now known as the Oldground Kingdom, who from what we believe wanted to create a place where they could market their manufactured goods, and make products that they could sell to the Newgrounds, and possibly to other countries that were competing as flash economic societies. We no little of what flash products look like at the time, but that they were not 5 dimensional like the ones we have today. One thing we do know was that the leader of this groups name was Dan McNeely, soon to be known as King McNeely the I, and while we have yet to find any evidence to when he died or whether he ever did as some would like to believe, we do know that he was the one to lead the small group to something much greater, but that is for later. For now though we shall tell you about the first records of our great nation. When Google Spiders still roamed the Web there was the Lands of Gondor(Man no wonder they got sued huh?)After much study we at the Armor Games Historians Guild believe to this day that it was a savage place filled with things such as orcs, trolls, and all sorts of nasty creatures, but our founding fathers managed to survive. Though the largest mystery to this day is what happened to the original camps they created there. It was not long before they somehow created the Armor Castle. No one truly knows how they accomplished it, or what motivated them to build a Castle with so very few people, but many believe that a force from another world may have intervened such as a Monolith to allow them to accomplish this feat. This place would be known as the Armorlands...
hmm well Strop that was quite informative....now I need to find a way to transfer all that info into a timeline, and imagine what some of it would be like in a real life medieval land...shouldn't be too hard...in fact I might get to that later today if I'm not too busy playing Sims 3 or something.
