The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . . P: We're finally out. . . . Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying. M; Heh, yeah. *slaps P* P: What was that for? M: . . . . P: . . . . Chill: Another ellipsis battle. M: . . . . P: . . . . Alt: They never end. M: . . . . P: . . . . They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely. Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new? Chill: Maybe. . . . Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die. They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.
This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.
Chill: Is this necessary? Alt: Yes. The party of people left the NES, towards the Town of Greater Dancing. They would stay there before moving across the Ocean that Breathes Salty to the next continent. They though everyone of importance had evacuated- but then Jezz, Carter, and Skye rushed to them. Jezz: How could you leave without us? Alt: Who's us? I only see Jezz, Carter and Skye. *jezz facepalms*
P: Alt! You forgot Jess and Skye! M: It seens Jess forgot her boyfriend :3 Jess: What? Oh, shuddup *blushes* M: Why are you blushing... Has he admitted more of his feelings? P: Hey, what am I missing? M: Check your profile more often. Jess: *pulls Mary into corner* P: *hears from the corner llittle words like 'He... Amazing... t Let it out... Him!', wonders whats happening*
P: So Alt, where is this place of greater pole dancing? M: ... You're an idiot. P: Your insults usually burn alot more. M: Well, maybe because it is a pole dancing place. We could get Jess to step up and then Nicho would appear. P: :S M: :l P: We should probably get that thought out of our heads now. M: Agreed.
Alt: I didn't forget them! They caught uyp! Even carter is back! Chill: I iz surprised at the horniness of P and M. Alt and Chill, in a rare moment of non-hatred toward each other, shared an immature snigger about P and M's joking. Alt: Who is that narrator guy up there? ^^^^^^^^^ Chill: How do you speak in those weird arrow-thingies? Alt: Secret.
DisclaimerGuy(AKLA srs biznis Alt): All can post hjere, but leave your stupidity and randomness at the door. . .wait, there's no door here. We're outside. Crap. . .just leave it somewhere that's not here! kthxbai.
P: You're surprised Chill? M: You should of joined us in the MSN chat about Jess porn last night. P: Jess porn? M: You had to be there. P: *Erection* M: Obviously, you didn't have to be there.
"I'll just put all that crap on this raft and hope some really boring person finds it." F: We'z can postz here...z? "What's with the zz's?" F: That's what I do when I'm happy. I 'zz'. "I don't think srs bizns Alt will take to kindly to that..."
Alt: See, being surprised here will do you no good. IT just turns people on for some reason. Chill: It's because- Alt: *breaks out laughing before sentence finishes* Chill: . . . . Alt: Innuendos FTW! Chill: Eff Tee Dubbelyoo? Alt: You don't have to spell it out. Chill: But I said it! Alt: Oh well. . . . Jezz slowly edges away from P. . . .
*Jumps into thread, hits a wall and lies dazed on the floor*
Kr: Hiya Everyone! Itsa Meeeeee! P: ... Kr: Hi Patch! P: ... I'm not Patch... Kr: So Jezz...what is this about porn of you? I didn't hear about this... P: ...
P: I call the porn. KR: No way, it's mine! M: Where's nic- Fabian: JESS....... PORRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN! P&KR: *backs away slowly* P: Eh, I have better *turns around, faces Mary, recieves glare, continues turning, sees Jess who took her clothes off because it was hot, stares...*
"..." F: ... "..." F: ... "..." F: ... "Uhm... What the f@q?" F: There was so many things that were wrong with that post... "I wonder what Jess will think when she gets here..."
Kr: Looks for clotheses... *Search returned no results* P: Err...they...kinda... F: JESSS....CLOOTTHHHESSSS Kr: *pushes P at F, then runs* P: GRR @ YOU!!!
