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Yo Momma so greasy her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.

Yo mamas so ugly people put a picture of her on their house so burglars won't come.

Yo mama so fat, she stood next to a black hole and *it* got crushed.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry ma'm. No profesionals."

Yo mama's so fat, last time she saw 902120 was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, she got baptized at Seaworld.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in the grand canyon it disappeared.

Yo mama's so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store.

Yo mama's so stupid she bled to death from a papercut in a bandaid factory.

Yo mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama's so poor, her pepsi can house foreclosed.

Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought masturbation was an ancient Asian emperor.

last time she saw 902120

I see this, and then I see this, which was made an hour later.

And we honestly don't need two such threads. So this one will die like the Chuck Norris one, and you can go rate Yo Mamas in the Forum Game...

... I appear not to have a suitable lock image for this. :<
Clearly all yo mamas are so greedy they ate the lockie that would have fitted here.