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jaza_m
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'As the shadows grow,

He arises from his sleep...

The Spamlord.'


As you most of you know, there are is talk of a Lord..A Lord of spam.

He Was first heard of in the infamous Nichodemus tale 'Loa'

But this spamlord...Wasn't a mere tale...He was real.Realer then you or me.

The spamlord hid in the darkness plotting every ones' doom...

One by one he'll spam you out of your msn convo's.

That's just an example.

Imagine what he can do...

By the way, ever wondered why the NewGrounds forum is so bad?

Its cuz The spamlord had a visit....

So this thread is a warning...

And because most of you probably won't believe me...

Ill be posting weekly folklore of the Spamlord....

~~SPAMLWARD-JAZA!~~

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random_player_of_ag
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OMG I cant believe you did this. it's awesome hahahaha. Good work my lawrd *Bows*

Zega
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Some grammatical errors, but otherwise it's fine. *bows with RPOAG*

miguelin11
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Wow, the spamlord is giving away threats, oh no.
Nice poem, funny.

nichodemus
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I'm yer creator Jaz!

In the Name of the Great Mcneely, thou shall rise and do thy utmost best to beat the mods senseless with the staff thou shall now carrith.

To arms Jaza!

Pazx
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I kinda want to give the title to a certain member with the username a nintendo characters name repeated TT TT

Anyways... I'M SCARED!

samdawghomie
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OHHH NOOO!! AHHHHHHHHH!!

I'm freakishly scared.

*hides*

TSL3_needed
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We must declare war before he envelopes us all! Lol, not really but that's hilarious.

jaza_m
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jaza_m
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I the spamlord is favoring a request before he starts writing is folklore.

For everytime i get better rank...

Id like it to say spamlord,

If this is denied....

One of you will pay.

But ill still write the folklore...

Because if i didnt were would i get my minions,

Farewell...

For now.

~~SPAMLAWRD-JAZA!~~

Zega
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I kinda want to give the title to a certain member with the username a nintendo characters name repeated TT TT

Who iz it?

This time it was shorter... I don't like it so much.
nichodemus
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This time it was shorter... I don't like it so much.


*Cough* *Cough mario* *Hacking fit* *Cough*
MagiX
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Haha this is pretty lulzy. I laughed at the Newgrounds part.

*Hides until next week's entry.*

ohmygooosh
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Me is the real spamlord.
All of you can't deny it!

jaza_m
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jaza_m
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Pfft, lol look at him thinking he is the spamlord,

Who do you think took down hitler?

I know im spamlord, but i can still have a laugh so..

Lool!

nichodemus
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Who do you think took down hitler?


Roosvelt, Churchill, Stalin and their armies XD

Spamlord is a very serious honorific title bestowed only on those who have proved their mantle....
jaza_m
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Ohh ofcourse they 'Helped'

but you cant spell there names without spamlord's s >

Ohh The first spamlord tale' The beggining will be comen out soon.

Now with twice as much spam!

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