ForumsWEPRThe real cause of crop circles...

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Strop
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...are stoned wallabies.

I kid you not.

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Snakebite
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Ok... Most crop circles occur in Europe and America, not Australia. Plus the Wallabies were getting high on poppies, which, in high quantities, will make anyone high. Still, a very funny story

Coko3
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Well, that explains why Rocko got canceled, substance abuse.

Flippin3500
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Tasmanian wallabies are forcing their way into poppy paddocks and getting "high as a kite".


Nice... lol

Wallabies know how to roll.
thisisnotanalt
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[i]Cellophane flowers appear on the shore, waiting to take you awaaaaaaay~[/i

HiddenDistance
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You gotta love that the believers denounce the hoax as a hoax & continue to claim that it's really aliens.

Kipdon
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Is a wallabie the same thing as a Tasmanian Devil?

Mike412
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You gotta love that the believers denounce the hoax as a hoax & continue to claim that it's really aliens.

They'll just say the aliens invented poppy so that the Wallabies could get into the paddocks and spread their message through crop circles. Or that the Wallabies actually are aliens

LadyTurtleToes
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Is a wallabie the same thing as a Tasmanian Devil?

No. A wallabie is like a small kangroo.

Okay I'm a person who believes there could be aliens but I don't believe crop circles are alien messeges. If there are aliens that can travel far enough to reach our planet then we would seem insignificant to them. I'm pretty sure that if aliens communicated with us it would just be to tell us that they are going to destroy us all and take our planet for themselves.
LadyTurtleToes
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I would pay good money to see one of those stoned wallabies though. Poor things probably can't figure out why thier dinner is making the sky red and the ground purple. Rocko leads a very modern life.

thisisnotanalt
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Wallabies are cute ^_^

Aliens pretty definitely exist (other intelligent life, I mean) but the UFO and crop circle thing is just stupid.

Strop
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Rocko leads a very modern life.


That line was win.
LadyTurtleToes
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I agree with you alt. What interest would intelligent life that can travel through the massive expanse of space have in us? We can't even set aside our differances long enough to realize that we know next to nothing about the universe.

LadyTurtleToes
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Thanks Strop

Krizaz
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Stoned Wallabies is the truth, poppy seeds can't reaally get you high, but that depends on how big you are and how much you take in, by big I mean like humans size.

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lolololololol.


i saw this once.

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