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keeton52
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Silly moderators you thought this was going to be ridiculous didn't you, time for business. So I've been thinking about canned spam lately, and to be honest the stuff taste bad. Whats are your opinions?

Not to sound discriminate im sure only Americans know what I'm talking about, so if you dont know what Spam(Food) is dont post.

Im sure theres another name for it but spam is the famous brand, so yeah...

Oh yeah, If this is misplaced tell me....its just about food and since theres no food category, It seemed like a good place.

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zillacutz
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my dad can eat spam like its the best thing in the world... i like it sliced and cooked on a cast iron pan till its browned with some over easy eggs and hash... i wont eat hash or spam any other way... kinda makes me feel like a red neck but w/e

TSL3_needed
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Kidding, by the way, but does anybody here know what's in the stuff?


Pork, turkey, beef, chicken liver (I think), the goods. Think of it as a hot dog slushy.
keeton52
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So then spam must be "Spammy"

I need to mention this now, what I mean by ridiculous topic was A spam topic....you know what I mean, Also dont spam the spam topic, lets keep this about spam.....its really hard to talk about this isnt it

zillacutz
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Think of it as a hot dog slushy


that just sounds great lol

its really hard to talk about this isnt it


i think it would be hard because allot of people havnt tried it and if they do they will know that it is spam(the food) and shy away or make their brain think its nasty

like i said before... spam is great when its grilled with over easy eggs and corned beef hash!! im far from a red neck but that is a red neck meal for sure lol
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The only thing I have tasted worse than spam was when my mate and I saw something on the internet stating that kikoman soy sauce makes everything taste good. But our peanut butter and soy sauce sandwiches were horrible.

zillacutz
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But our peanut butter and soy sauce sandwiches were horrible.


oh god no!!

and yes gagamen that is spam hence the big yellow writing that says spam.... and for the record that is the nastiest looking burger ever on that can
Zega
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I haven't tasted it, but I've heard of it... o_o I got spam in my mail box.

keeton52
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Ok heres a full description or at least my opinions:

It looks like a rectangle oval, It smells like musty old toe. When your eating it it feels like pre-chewed hamburger, it taste like your own stomach. Its also made of different animals, so its not a very ecological food. Its an American fancy(unless you hate it) but as tradition its not made in America, and It has eyeballs

DaMaster9000
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Spam is okay when it is fried, I think.

steevo15
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Spam only tastes good when it is fried in root beer. It sounds nasty, but it tastes sooo good. It adds just the right amount of sweetness to it.

DDX
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fried spam is actually really good, however it should be eaten in moderation, say once every month. Because that stuff will mess you up, and you will be fat. PLus because of the saturated fat it will clog arteries and eventually lead to heart disease.

DDX
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By the way is this "Spam"?


maybe you should read the label.
goumas13
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I don't like spam, it's good only if you cook it well. But usually I think that has a strange and not very good taste.

Zophia
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This is probably the most laughter inducing thread I have read in the Tavern for a good while...

Spam. I live far from America and am a vegetarian, so I've really never had the questionable pleasure of being introduced to the - edible kind.

It sounds disgusting, though, but I'm biased because of the vegetarian thing.

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Spam is a new way of learning, get new enemies quickly and a new way to got banned instantly.

It's like a hamburger drop from the sky and hits your face, and someone suddenly says "Touch down!".

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