That has got to be the worst JOKE EVER!!! And also no chuck norris threads are allowed, Chuck Norris is a big loser with no life,wife,family,or anybody to care about him!
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. i have a whole freeking page of them!. got them from chucknorrisfacts.com
im not that much of a fan, but... chuck norris once ate 2 bottles of sleeping pills.and blinked. chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits most ppl have superman tshirts, superman has a chuck norris tshirt. my favorite : Chuck Norris once fought a one handed ninja. Seeing he had an unfair advantage, he ripped off his two arms and one leg, roundhouse kicked the ninja, killing him instantly, and than sew his limbs back on with bundle wire and a rusty tent stake. those are all i know.
