both your parents are in peril. you only have time to save one of them. don't look for any loop holes, just make the choice. your mom, or your dad. if one of them is dead then you don't have to post.
Hmm, I wouldn't call it torture. This case is pretty likely not to happen (sorry for those who did have it happen), so it's nothing more than contemplation.
If we're talking about my actual dad, I'd kill him myself. So, yep, my mom. My dad's a polygamist, cheating moron all while he's in the freaking military. Prick.
I am not going to pick because if I type one of there names I am going to feel bad for the other one for a long time. So I would grab both with both hands because I am strong.