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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

So, another attempt at this. I don't know why my old one was deleted, but Moegreche gave me permission to make this.

So, how do we play this game? One person says "If life...(You might have noticed I took out give, now you can add anything)

Example:
1st Person - If life killed your cat...
2nd Person - I would weep, if life threw a ball at you...
3rd Person - I would throw something back, if life gave you this thread...

etc.

You just answer the phrase the above poster makes, than create one of your own!

Have fun ~

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Krizaz
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Nomad

then I would be confused and beat the living crap out of "if life said"

If life said "Kidnap the president of Zimbabwe and then kidnap the prez of Russia would you do it? Then go but a cheeseburger at 3 in the morning in a McDonalds food joint in the worst part of Gary on a Friday night."

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

Tell life to shut up.

If life gave you a demon that wanted cookies...

mattt15
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mattt15
1,668 posts
Nomad

I will give him cookies!

If life started to be harmful...

TSL3_needed
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TSL3_needed
5,579 posts
Nomad

Kill life.

If life was suicidal. . .

jdoggparty
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jdoggparty
5,859 posts
Nomad

i would commit suicide before my life does (what?)

If life makes you rich...

Blehhh
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Blehhh
271 posts
Nomad

Become a beggar

If life wants cheese...

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
9,821 posts
Shepherd

Then give life some anti-cheese.

If life still hears you saying you will never break the chain. . . .

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

Bludgeon life to death with Strop's banhammer.

If life gave you Billy Mays...

TSL3_needed
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TSL3_needed
5,579 posts
Nomad

Blow out the tire on the plane he's on.

If life kills death. . .

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

Live forever.

If life died...

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

Sit on the couch and watch TV all day.

If life played Runescape...

kacboy
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kacboy
1,846 posts
Nomad

you would be dead.

if life made you pregnant...

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST! (kipdon does not like being held off...)

kacboy
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kacboy
1,846 posts
Nomad

sorry you ninjad me!
Play runescape together.

if life made you pregnant...

evilsmilyface
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evilsmilyface
101 posts
Peasant

i'd take pills so i'm not, then i'll kill life.

if life gave you a pumpkin.......

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