So, another attempt at this. I don't know why my old one was deleted, but Moegreche gave me permission to make this.
So, how do we play this game? One person says "If life...(You might have noticed I took out give, now you can add anything)
Example: 1st Person - If life killed your cat... 2nd Person - I would weep, if life threw a ball at you... 3rd Person - I would throw something back, if life gave you this thread...
etc.
You just answer the phrase the above poster makes, than create one of your own!
then I would be confused and beat the living crap out of "if life said"
If life said "Kidnap the president of Zimbabwe and then kidnap the prez of Russia would you do it? Then go but a cheeseburger at 3 in the morning in a McDonalds food joint in the worst part of Gary on a Friday night."