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Ok...

Once i was walking threw the street and i met up with some freinds...

We started talking..then i left..

As i was walking across the zebra crossing a car came strait out me...

I looked out and im like 'OMG!!!'

I truned towards it and said 'Defence sheild up!'

Like power rangers when they make the robot thing.

The car went flying!

I was like awesome...!

Then i said defence down.

And it stopped.

'True' Story

Okay, then...

I was walking down the lane...

I was drunk then...

Then i saw a Pink Elephant!

I thought i was hallucinating.

I rubbed my eyes.

But the elephant was still there!

So i ran as fast as i could...

I came back later in the morning and found out it was just a billboard...

*bored sounding*
What do you become if you run behind a car?
Exhausted.

wth those arnt jks

Mine is, do you at least get my joke? It's sort of a pun.

heres a funny one,

not really a joke, more of a sketch.


about a week ago all my msn freinds kept sending me messages about somthing called myspace. my email was full of messages saying, join me on myspace,join me on myspace,join me on myspace,join me on myspace,join me on myspace, and so on, so i joined and i wasted an hour of my morning on it. then i got new emails saying join me on facebook,join me on facebook,join me on facebook,join me on facebook,join me on facebook,join me on facebook,join me on facebook,join me on facebook,join me on facebook, so i checked it out, and an hour of my morning was gone on facebook, but i still had an account on myspace! so thats 2 hours of my morning GONE every day. what they should do is combine the two, and make somthing like a combination of the two words, like spacebook. or they could go the other way and name it myface, then everyone would be like HEY WHY DONT YOU COME ON MY FACE.

if you don;t get the sketch it's reasonable lol

Eeeeen-appropriate... *cleans eyes*

HEY WHY DONT YOU COME ON MY FACE.

What's the worst thing to do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet