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SANTA BARBARA, CAâ"During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.


"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, whoâ"or whatâ"has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."


This article made me think idk you guy's look and tell me what you think.

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Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural soundsâ"leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.

"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voiceâ"it sounds exactly like..." Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."

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Where'd you get that, Fox News or TMZ?

bretttrumpour
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Idk someone sent to me on my msn lol just thaught i'd see your opinons i'll go look for a source though

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Maybe they were twins.

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Green I found a source connected to the LA times that has this article its called the onion the link is this.


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/neverland_ranch_investigators

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Oh.

Mah.

Gawd.

http://transitionland.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/facepalm.jpg

The Onion is a PARODY news place. They're not an actual news broadcast. . . .

bretttrumpour
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Meh really idk lol it was sent to me on msn lol so i decided to post it.

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This also just in:

People Like Food.

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lol this is pretty entertaining to read regardless of it being fake :P

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Lol the onion isn't a real news site xD. Now that I know it's not serious it's pretty funny though xD

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[quote=bretttrumpour]I found a source ... its called the onion[/quote]

[quote=Wikipedia]The Onion is a Peabody Award-winning American "fake news" organization.[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_onion .

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-billboard-fail.jpg

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lol nice picture

i thought the article was real until somebody said it was 'The Onion'. lol... aliens!

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The onion is like fox news.... epic fail for news stories.

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I dont want to read such along text!!!

Green12324
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The onion is like fox news.... epic fail for news stories.


Don't forget TMZ, which people keep citing in the Michael Jackson is dead thread.

I dont want to read such along text!!!


It's basically a fake article saying MJ died 20 years ago, lol.
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