Ok. So the whole point of this thread is to share any inside jokes you may have. Funny or not so funny. Extreme or just plan dull. Make sure they are CLEAN, APPROPRIATE, and follow any standards which you MAY or MAY NOT have set for yourself, your life, goals dreams etc. Anyways, here are a few of mine that arnt TOO complicated.
Because we can:
In my history class, we have this guy from Italy, Lorenzo. Now, Lorenzo is always asking us why we do this, why we do that, what is this what is that etc. Well, in my 90 minute History class, we ussualy spend 50 mins learning, and the rest is ussualy debating/arguing/yelling/tempertantrums. Anyways, one day we were fighting over, I mean, discussing about nuclear weapons, arms, and power. One guy said we should just nuke anybody who gets in our way. Well lorenzo asked:
Why would you do that thing horrible? (heavy accent, words switched purposely)
and the other guy replied: Lorenzo, because we can.
And so after that, whenever lorenzo ask somthing that requires a long answer, something obvious, or we dont know, we simply say: Because we can lorenzo, because we can. (Hence the title)
Another one, is between me and a friend. I was telling a friend about a show I had watched(scrubs), and well, long story short, we got to this one part. I told him about it, and it included the part 'It looks like a giraffe *claps*'. And he started cracking up. So, whenever we see somthing strange, funky, or anything really. Like: 'Aw, look at this gross mash potatoes' the other says 'hmmm...looks like a giraffe!' and we ussualy both start laughing while everybody else looks at us funny. Sometimes, it just doesnt work like in:
Me: 'dang, i got burned yesterday when i went camping'. Him: 'looks like a giraffe!' Me: ... -_- __________ So just post any inside jokes you may have, and laugh (or dont) at others! Yeah! Woo! Okay... ... So... ... ... Well then... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... now what
Basically, whenever me and my friend duel over something (Be it on Smash Brothers, or real life, or whatever,) and it ends up being really intense, we pretend to pull out a match and strike it. Thus, "Epic match."
Another one involves me pointing at myself and saying "Guitarist," and him pointing at himself and saying "Guitar Heroist." This started with me saying "If you're good at Guitar Hero, you can't be good at the actual guitar, and vice versa (Not completely accurate, but something along those lines)." I said this because he's really good at Guitar Hero, and I play guitar. From that day forward, whenever I would lose to him at Guitar Hero, I would say "Guitarist," And he would say, "Guitar Heroist."
one time my brother was using remote desktop on my computer (our rooms are next to each other) while we were IMing each other from a few feet away. he decided to use remote desktop to send himself rude messages then he said "how could you say that" then I would say "that was you" "no it says you said it see" "...um no that was you" "no you said it, even though I said it you said it" then from then on whenever one of us heard the other say something under our breath we would repeat that.
Excellent, I've got just the one. I'll try my best to explain.
Me and my friend were talking on MSN about what he would bring to my house(video games) for a party, when he asked whether or not he could play my Soul Caliber game. So I jokingly said: No! Don't even touch the disc, it will kill you!. And he said: What would happen if I touched it?. So I said: Nightmare will come out with his Soul Edge, cut you to pieces, and throw you into the eternal pit of death!. From then on, every time I tell someone to do something(on MSN), and they don't, I say that. Or something along those lines.