Forums → The Tavern → What animal do you want to be?

I want to be this animal.

Chipmunks (or prairie dogs) are win.

its nice to see that you said IF we died a human because if one of us isn't human, that would be prejudice.

I could settle trying to be a human, but if not human, I would go with the next civilized Physical manifestation

i would be a monkey

I'd be a male lion, so I could just lie around all day, while the females did all the work, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I wanna be a otter reason cuz I like them duh

hmm I don't know I'll go with bird. I like to fly. lol

A pidgeon, cause you can always tell that they aim for where they're poo lands.
And flying would be a trip.

Some kind of bird, since they fly.

Or a blue whale, since they are the largest living animal.

Yes, but your blue whale can't drop one on a new yorker who's about to go try out for a big interview can it.

Platypus because they're like a beaver-duck with poison barbs

Until a pidgeon drops a dook on your kids.

you must really like pigeons

I don't like them, I actually hate them.
Mostly because they crap everywhere.
But see, if you were one.
It would be pretty awesome, because you would do the shitting.

saber tooth lion too bad there extinct

I wouldn't die, that's the thing, I'm indestructible!