That happens to be a paradox. (I avoided the paradox by saying that) By the way, this is a "Have You Ever" thread, keep "Have you ever" in your questions. Have you ever been ninja'd twice in a row?
Have you ever been suspended/expelled from a school? Even better (answer either one) Have you ever been suspended/expelled from a school that you didn't go to? (meaning they didn't know that you didn't go there)