Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
... THE BLACK BELT DEVIL(BAD GIY) SUKED HIS BRAIN OUT WITH FIRE BALL THANK GOD BLACK BELT OLDPOL(GOOD GI) CAM AND USED HIS LIFE SUK OUT RAY AND FELL ON THE PLEAC ACADIME(BAD) THE PLEAC WER GOING TO SHOOT WEN BLACK BELT OLDPOL(GOOD GI) USED IS SUK LIFE OUT GUN AGEN AND...