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I avoid avoiding anything.

Do not mess with bees. They can hurt you bad.

Avoid stepping on something flaming on your front porch!

Avoid putting your finger in the ear of a fat chick at school!

Avoid touching your face when you sneeze in the wind.

Avoid Gay people
[quote]You should be ashamed of yourself.

Well, what I want to avoid. What do I want to avoid?
Let's see...

Thugs.
Gangs.
Speeding cars.
Anything sharp pointed towards me.
Homework.

1) American Women
2) Evangelical Christians
3) Brock Lesnar after a few Bud Light

Avoid

Drugs
Gangs
Scary people
No safe people
Strangers o.O
CARNIVALS

it's his jurisdiction whether he wants to be around happy people or not

CARNIVALS

Avoid: #1 ninjas with shotguns
#2 male prostitutes

Fear #1 the unknown
#2 homosexuals

Logan47 that is the best reponse here.

Avoid: #1 ninjas with shotguns
#2 male prostitutes
Fear #1 the unknown
#2 homosexuals

Fear:
#1 Electricity : Getting shocked, I really hate it. xD

Avoid:
#1 Anything dangerous pointing at me.
#2 Problems

Things To Avoid...1st Topic dates.

(1. Avoid Crazy-ass X-girlfriends while on dates.

(2. Avoid any acquard conversations that pop-up in your head.

(3. Avoid going to clubs that play any techno music.

(4. Avoid going to any place you would go to with your friends before a movie.

(5. Avoid talking way to much about yourself.

(6. Avoid Going to your house after the date to have sex.

lol great avoiding tips more tomorrow.